Things that irritate me

[Yokel]

Stretched to buggery..... the tape, that is, too much time on pause.

With the advent of DVDs the tape went into the loft over a decade ago. I wonder if girls flashing at cameras is a common thing and are there any compilations of say bathrobe wearing students and housewives flashing? A bit like certain publications publishing pictures people have sent in.

'Stretched to buggery' has an unfortunate ring to it.

 

[sirbhp]

my mrs is into Gluten free food this week, anyway she bought some pies chicken ham PORK etc. Well the Pork pie said cook for 20 minute, so I did thinking it was going to be white meat in this rectangle offering. Basterds
it was only pink proper pork pie meat and it tasted disgusting warmed up !!

 

[noliveroundsemptycasespr]

With the advent of DVDs the tape went into the loft over a decade ago. I wonder if girls flashing at cameras is a common thing and are there any compilations of say bathrobe wearing students and housewives flashing? A bit like certain publications publishing pictures people have sent in.

'Stretched to buggery' has an unfortunate ring to it.

Also very unfortunate if it's your ring.

 

[baldbof]

More mournful tones from Orla feckn Guerin on the news tonight reporting on the effect of Covid in Turkey (the country not the bird). Geezus, what a mountain of misery she is. Couldn't find the remote in time to switch her off cos 'er indoors was sitting on it.

 

[sirbhp]

I put the effffing chocolate powder together with the coffee grounds in me Cafetiere pushed the plunder an the whole lot spurted up and covered me in Chocolate ! not to self put chocolate in the cup .... Doh.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Writing Xmas cards to people I don't see or hear from one year to the next.

 

[A signaller]

And it's pronounced scoans not skoans.......

fixed.

 

[wheel]

Writing Xmas cards to people I don't see or hear from one year to the next.

Its in the post , honest.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Its in the post , honest.

Along with the cheque, I presume?

 

[Wightsparker]

Along with the cheque, I presume?

And I promise I won't..........

 

[CrashTestDummy]

And I promise I won't..........

Don't even go there.

Jarrod is that way>>>

 

[Gardner6LXB]

Along with the cheque, I presume?

Safest bet. Kirkz & his mates nick all the cash.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Breakdancing being introduced as an Olympic sport from 2024.

 

[lokiuk]

Breakdancing being introduced as an Olympic sport from 2024.

Blimey can't be long before taking the knee becomes an olympic sport

 

[Ortholith]

Blimey can't be long before taking the knee becomes an olympic sport

I can see the hurdles being replaced with kneeling every few metres. It's going to make the javelin a bit tricky though, never mind tae kwon do.

 

[Daz]

Breakdancing being introduced as an Olympic sport from 2024.

That's just taking the piss, what's next, freestyle looting, the 100m mugging etc etc

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Breakdancing being introduced as an Olympic sport from 2024.

An effort to make the Games more "relevant" to the youth I suppose?

 

[Badger_Heed]

Breakdancing being introduced as an Olympic sport from 2024.

Fucking hell, next they'll have some other totally pointless "sport" in the Olympics, like dancing horses.

They could call it dressage.

 

[ancienturion]

I can see the hurdles being replaced with kneeling every few metres. It's going to make the javelin a bit tricky though, never mind tae kwon do.

That will be great if they are going to introduce 'catching the javelin'.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

An effort to make the Games more "relevant" to the youth I suppose?

Exactly how it was reported.

I was muttering 'faster, higher, stronger' into my teacup.