Things that irritate me

[Moderator]

Forgotten? Who said I ever knew?

Looking worse than I at first thought... You have forgotten you knew something you have since forgotten and on top of that you have forgotten who it was that said you knew something that you have since forgotten.

 

[beefer]

Looking worse than I at first thought... You have forgotten you knew something you have since forgotten and on top of that you have forgotten who it was that said you knew something that you have since forgotten.

Tuppence ha’penny if you get in quick!

 

[ancienturion]

Tuppence ha’penny if you get in quick!

Nah, the last tram's gone.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Nah, the last tram's gone.

Cream before jam!

 

[Wightsparker]

And it's pronounced skons not skoans.......

 

[Moderator]

And it's pronounced skons not skoans.......

Like being on the phoan rather than the phon to tell somebody that the sun shon (not shoan) on the stoan (not ston).

Are we dun (not don nor doan) with pronunciation?

 

[Wightsparker]

Like being on the phoan rather than the phon to tell somebody that the sun shon (not shoan) on the stoan (not ston).

Are we dun (not don nor doan) with pronunciation?

Of coarse knot......loads moor to torque a bout!

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Is it Thursday yet?

Cauliflower

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

And it's pronounced skons not skoans.......

You throw stonns at glass houses? Who knew?

A resident of Scoon....

 

[Wightsparker]

You throw stonns at glass houses? Who knew?

A resident of Scoon....

A gentleman in South Africa was a prince in a dark-skinned tribe which had a degree of control of its own fortunes. He had been educated in the UK to degree level, and returned to govern his tribe using the best of the Western democratic systems combined with his own tribal methods.

He governed from his own kraal, and built a traditional native "palace" using tribal constructional methods which involved wood, leaves and thatch to best effect.

However, he had been very impressed in the UK by the Royal Family's use of ornate seats, and decided that he, too, required a throne. He ordered one from Harrods, and was delighted with it when it was delivered.

However, other senior members of the tribe were very jealous of him and decided that they, too, required such seating arrangements.

The prince was not impressed, and promptly had them confiscated. However, this abundance of ornate official seating cluttered his palace and he was obliged to have them consigned to the attic. Unfortunately, the weight of this furniture proved too much for the building, and it collapsed, with significant injuries to the Prince and his family.

Which only goes to show that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.......

 

[Linview]

You said you were a non binary lesbian man who only liked woman who were heterosexual & ovulating?
But then If you are not and define as LGBT that is up to you.

I’m definitely LGBT Lesbian Gay Bacon & Tomato

 

[Bodenplatte]

Pritti Patel droppin' her g's.
Very distractin'

 

[don't tell him pike]

Pritti Patel droppin' her knickers.
Very beguiling

Fixed that for you

 

[Jasenite]

A gentleman in South Africa was a prince in a dark-skinned tribe which had a degree of control of its own fortunes. He had been educated in the UK to degree level, and returned to govern his tribe using the best of the Western democratic systems combined with his own tribal methods.

He governed from his own kraal, and built a traditional native "palace" using tribal constructional methods which involved wood, leaves and thatch to best effect.

However, he had been very impressed in the UK by the Royal Family's use of ornate seats, and decided that he, too, required a throne. He ordered one from Harrods, and was delighted with it when it was delivered.

However, other senior members of the tribe were very jealous of him and decided that they, too, required such seating arrangements.

The prince was not impressed, and promptly had them confiscated. However, this abundance of ornate official seating cluttered his palace and he was obliged to have them consigned to the attic. Unfortunately, the weight of this furniture proved too much for the building, and it collapsed, with significant injuries to the Prince and his family.

Which only goes to show that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.......

Noel Edmonds walt

 

[Cregg Bristle]

A gentleman in South Africa was a prince in a dark-skinned tribe which had a degree of control of its own fortunes. He had been educated in the UK to degree level, and returned to govern his tribe using the best of the Western democratic systems combined with his own tribal methods.

He governed from his own kraal, and built a traditional native "palace" using tribal constructional methods which involved wood, leaves and thatch to best effect.

However, he had been very impressed in the UK by the Royal Family's use of ornate seats, and decided that he, too, required a throne. He ordered one from Harrods, and was delighted with it when it was delivered.

However, other senior members of the tribe were very jealous of him and decided that they, too, required such seating arrangements.

The prince was not impressed, and promptly had them confiscated. However, this abundance of ornate official seating cluttered his palace and he was obliged to have them consigned to the attic. Unfortunately, the weight of this furniture proved too much for the building, and it collapsed, with significant injuries to the Prince and his family.

Which only goes to show that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.......

You utter, utter cu....!

 

[supermatelot]

You utter, utter cu....!

I’m arranging for his godforsaken island to be towed further away as we speak!

 

[ancienturion]

Thin egg shells.

 

[Wightsparker]

You utter, utter cu....!

Guilty as charged.

 

[Tool]

Thin egg shells.

Conversely, thick egg shells. Or, more accurately, boxes from the same vendor with the same sized eggs. One box with thin shelled eggs, the next box you need a sledge hammer to open the eggs.

 

[slipperman]

Listening to some female (Labour) MP on the radio this morning, moaning about Brexit. She was speaking in Corporate jargon and throwing meaningless sound bites around to prove she was on top of her brief. She used the term “known unknowns”, which always grips my shit. If whatever issue you are banging on about is known, it’s not unknown ffs! Certain individuals in Army HQ used to love the phrase too. Makes my teeth itch. Blue Sky thinking my arse!