Things that irritate me

[lokiuk]

I’d argue that all football is unimportant, over rated & people ,men especially, give it far more veneration than it or it’s competitors deserve.

I'd rather watch women's beach volleyball, but each to their own

 

[UKRaider]

With regard to the scammers, some of these videos can be quite entertaining!
'F@ck you motherf@cker. I kill you' etc etc as their hard drive gets trashed.

 

[Doris McHardcore]

ooh and adverts for things like tena lady and dripping fanies and pads with wings - you know where the chemist is now fuckoff there and buy them

Typically they more accessible in newsagents and supermarkets but in your defence you’d probably only know this if you were able to get a girlfriend. Be grateful; if it wasn't for those adverts we'd be mindlessly pissing our panties and bleeding everywhere and you’d never get a dry seat on a train, so be grateful for small mercies,

 

[Moderator]

Typically they more accessible in newsagents and supermarkets but in your defence you’d probably only know this if you were able to get a girlfriend. Be grateful; if it wasn't for those adverts we'd be mindlessly pissing our panties and bleeding everywhere and you’d never get a dry seat on a train, so be grateful for small mercies,

Ah, jbgaviation one presumes. How long will this incarnation last one wonders.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Ah, jbgaviation one presumes. How long will this incarnation last one wonders.

I don't think so, it's far too erudite to be that tongueturd. I'd put my money on StBob.

 

[Moderator]

I don't think so, it's far too erudite to be that tongueturd. I'd put my money on StBob.

An interesting observation sir.

 

[Gardner6LXB]

You can argue this. But you're wrong.

Oh well. Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has got one & some of them stink.

 

[Gardner6LXB]

I quite agree, and the media cover it completely out of proportion to other sport. When, I ask, did you last see media sports coverage of dwile flunking?

World of Sport. Saturday 12/8/86. Dickie Davis enjoyed it tremendously.

 

[shiny_arrse]

How do you dislocate a rib ? I've had plenty of broken ones, and they are bloody painful when you cough, or laugh, or try to stand up, but dislocated ??? What pleasure did I miss ?

According to the Chiropractor, the shoulder muscles contracted due to the cold from the aircon. The contracting muscles pull on the ribs attached to the spine behind the shoulderblade and partially pull the ribs out. As I said, it felt like I was being stabbed every time I breathed.

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

I quite agree, and the media cover it completely out of proportion to other sport. When, I ask, did you last see media sports coverage of dwile flunking?

Flonking.

Not 'flunking'.

signed

Hon Past Team Captain, Tunstead and Worsted Flonkers

 

[kiwidoug]

I work in facilities management.

Our "customers" are cnuts.

If you speak to them in the manner you address the arrsemembership, then all I can say, is "Poor Bastards"

 

[Badger_Heed]

If you speak to them in the manner you address the arrsemembership, then all I can say, is "Poor Bastards"

The "arrsemembership"?

Take your face for a shite.

 

[76mill]

Its all ******* bollocks anyway.
If I’m pootling along at 70, my car is doing about 1200rpm. Slowing down & speeding up between the cameras, as a lot of drivers do, simply uses more fuel & therefore more emissions. The numbskulls who come up with these job justifying schemes are simply not with the programme. I’d also put the point forward that they are, indeed, cnuts.

They hate drivers because they're too spackerish and uncoordinated to pass a test.

 

[Wightsparker]

Flonking.

Not 'flunking'.

signed

Hon Past Team Captain, Tunstead and Worsted Flonkers

I apologise.

 

[721CXT]

Flonking.

Not 'flunking'.

signed

Hon Past Team Captain, Tunstead and Worsted Flonkers

Flonker.





It's certainly got a ring to it.

 

[chuggafugga]

Kids on electric scooters

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Flonking.

Not 'flunking'.

signed

Hon Past Team Captain, Tunstead and Worsted Flonkers

Point of order.
Two variations are permissable. Either Dwile Flonking or Dwyle Flunking.

 

[Helm]

Point of order.
Two variations are permissable. Either Dwile Flonking or Dwyle Flunking.

Guyball Walt.

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Point of order.
Two variations are permissable. Either Dwile Flonking or Dwyle Flunking.

Point of Order to your Point of Order; historically, it is 'Dwile Flonking'. So there.

. . . do you even know what a 'dwile' is?

Thought not. *sniff*

 

[pc flaps]

Go into the petrol station to get something to eat and say "no petrol, just these". Immediate response "any petrol today?"

Gah!