Things that irritate me

[dogmeat]

I have to know - for some obscure reason but what is a "radio shout out"?

It's a code for "I'm too thick/idle to use Google".

 

[smartarse]

Every fucking time I load a page on this site today.

 

[smartarse]

Grrrr

 

[lokiuk]

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Grrrr

You can't blame Boris for this one!

 

[Endoscope]

Wanna bet?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

I have to know - for some obscure reason but what is a "radio shout out"?

The modern version of writing to the BBC Light Programme to request a mention because Aunt Flo has her 99th birthday coming up.

 

[Teeblerone]

Groats

Ivor Cutler walt

 

[Yokel]

When I was growing up I always seemed to receive Christmas presents from the cats. Exactly how they had wrapped them up but needed Mum to write the label was never explained. Anyway, many years later I continued this daftness to a new level by labelling a pack of labels for videotapes as from the (pond) fish...

This was meant as a reply to someone but irritatingly I cannot remember who.

 

[A signaller]

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Every ******* time I load a page on this site today.

What he said, and its beginning to royally piss me off!

 

[ancienturion]

It's a code for "I'm too thick/idle to use Google".

Thank you.

 

[don't tell him pike]

When I was growing up I always seemed to receive Christmas presents from the cats. Exactly how they had wrapped them up but needed Mum to write the label was never explained. Anyway, many years later I continued this daftness to a new level by labelling a pack of labels for videotapes as from the (pond) fish...

This was meant as a reply to someone but irritatingly I cannot remember who.

A memory as short as one of the pond fish is my diagnosis

 

[Ortholith]

A memory as short as one of the pond fish is my diagnosis

Diagnosis of what?

 

[mush_dad]

When I was growing up I always seemed to receive Christmas presents from the cats. Exactly how they had wrapped them up but needed Mum to write the label was never explained. Anyway, many years later I continued this daftness to a new level by labelling a pack of labels for videotapes as from the (pond) fish...

This was meant as a reply to someone but irritatingly I cannot remember who.

The current mrs_mush's mother always sends christmas presents and cards to our cat. Postcards to the cat when their on their hols too.

TBH the cat's an ungrateful bastard and has never once thanked her or even sent her anything.

 

[TAFKA]

The current mrs_mush's mother always sends christmas presents and cards to our cat. Postcards to the cat when their on their hols too.

TBH the cat's an ungrateful bastard and has never once thanked her or even sent her anything.

Ours are great. They've just bought me an Oculus Quest 2 VR headset and it's not even my birthday or Christmas!

 

[lokiuk]

Our cats just like to piss on my missus stuff, but leave mine alone

Maybe they're just annoyed with her, or it's their way of leaving a present?

 

[bob_the_bomb]

When I was growing up I always seemed to receive Christmas presents from the cats. Exactly how they had wrapped them up but needed Mum to write the label was never explained. Anyway, many years later I continued this daftness to a new level by labelling a pack of labels for videotapes as from the (pond) fish...

This was meant as a reply to someone but irritatingly I cannot remember who.

Were the fish offering thanks for not being fed to the dolphins?

 

[Yokel]

A memory as short as one of the pond fish is my diagnosis

Wrong - fish are quite wily and can remember things for months if not years. They can also remember when they get fed and have a good sense of direction. Additionally the Goldfish (and related species) has a greater attention span than the average person.

 

[don't tell him pike]

Wrong - fish are quite wily and can remember things for months if not years. They can also remember when they get fed and have a good sense of direction. Additionally the Goldfish (and related species) has a greater attention span than the average person.

What is it we’re talking about?

 

[Ortholith]

What is it we’re talking about?

He was saying something about how fish memory and attention LOOK! A SQUIRREL!

 

[ancienturion]

He was saying something about how fish memory and attention LOOK! A SQUIRREL!

Where?