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ancienturion

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smartarse

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Every fucking time I load a page on this site today.
 
Yokel

Yokel

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When I was growing up I always seemed to receive Christmas presents from the cats. Exactly how they had wrapped them up but needed Mum to write the label was never explained. Anyway, many years later I continued this daftness to a new level by labelling a pack of labels for videotapes as from the (pond) fish...

This was meant as a reply to someone but irritatingly I cannot remember who.
 
ancienturion

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don't tell him pike

don't tell him pike

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Yokel said:
When I was growing up I always seemed to receive Christmas presents from the cats. Exactly how they had wrapped them up but needed Mum to write the label was never explained. Anyway, many years later I continued this daftness to a new level by labelling a pack of labels for videotapes as from the (pond) fish...

This was meant as a reply to someone but irritatingly I cannot remember who.
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A memory as short as one of the pond fish is my diagnosis
 
mush_dad

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Yokel said:
When I was growing up I always seemed to receive Christmas presents from the cats. Exactly how they had wrapped them up but needed Mum to write the label was never explained. Anyway, many years later I continued this daftness to a new level by labelling a pack of labels for videotapes as from the (pond) fish...

This was meant as a reply to someone but irritatingly I cannot remember who.
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The current mrs_mush's mother always sends christmas presents and cards to our cat. Postcards to the cat when their on their hols too.

TBH the cat's an ungrateful bastard and has never once thanked her or even sent her anything.
 
TAFKA

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mush_dad said:
The current mrs_mush's mother always sends christmas presents and cards to our cat. Postcards to the cat when their on their hols too.

TBH the cat's an ungrateful bastard and has never once thanked her or even sent her anything.
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Ours are great. They've just bought me an Oculus Quest 2 VR headset and it's not even my birthday or Christmas!
 
lokiuk

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Our cats just like to piss on my missus stuff, but leave mine alone

Maybe they're just annoyed with her, or it's their way of leaving a present?
 
bob_the_bomb

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Yokel said:
When I was growing up I always seemed to receive Christmas presents from the cats. Exactly how they had wrapped them up but needed Mum to write the label was never explained. Anyway, many years later I continued this daftness to a new level by labelling a pack of labels for videotapes as from the (pond) fish...

This was meant as a reply to someone but irritatingly I cannot remember who.
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Were the fish offering thanks for not being fed to the dolphins?
 
Yokel

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don't tell him pike said:
A memory as short as one of the pond fish is my diagnosis
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Wrong - fish are quite wily and can remember things for months if not years. They can also remember when they get fed and have a good sense of direction. Additionally the Goldfish (and related species) has a greater attention span than the average person.
 

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