Things that irritate me

Laid on my side with my knees under my chin, watching it on the widescreen. I asked for a screen shot as computer wallpaper for work but they f***** me off.
I asked if they could livestream it on Youtube so friends and family could share the love; same reaction. They did say they recorded it so it could be used for training or if another consultant needed to review it. I asked if I could have a copy, I'd even supply a flash drive. Again told to do one
 
I had nice lady doctor check my arse as well. She was concerned that I might be embarrassed and did I want a chaperone...
I replied that after 27 years in the army it would probably take more than that to embarrass me... :)

She referred me to a specialist (another lady doctor) who was also very nice...

I have to say however that they were both a damn sight more gentle than the doctor who subsequently shoved a camera up my backside...
Yeah exactly the same with me from memory. I took the same leaf, after the army Police and 35 years in customs I didn’t think my virginity was at risk so it was a case of “carry on at your convenience“ fortunately I didn’t warrant an endoscope.
 
I had nice lady doctor check my arse as well. She was concerned that I might be embarrassed and did I want a chaperone...
I replied that after 27 years in the army it would probably take more than that to embarrass me... :)

She referred me to a specialist (another lady doctor) who was also very nice...

I have to say however that they were both a damn sight more gentle than the doctor who subsequently shoved a camera up my backside...
You were lucky mate. I got the camera shoved down my todger.
 
I had nice lady doctor check my arse as well. She was concerned that I might be embarrassed and did I want a chaperone...
I replied that after 27 years in the army it would probably take more than that to embarrass me... :)

She referred me to a specialist (another lady doctor) who was also very nice...
To add: you were lucky, the first person to subject me to this procedure was a warty, ugly, stumpy male RAF Wing Commander with halitosis. There were some benefits to serving on an RAF camp, this certainly wasn't one of them!
 
I asked if they could livestream it on Youtube so friends and family could share the love; same reaction. They did say they recorded it so it could be used for training or if another consultant needed to review it. I asked if I could have a copy, I'd even supply a flash drive. Again told to do one
Under GDPR, do they have the right to refuse?
 
Irritated, irritated i'm irritated like fück. Sorting my shed out i found a delicious tin of Czech Budweiser. I'm thinking i shall cool this baby down and then enjoy it later.
Trouble was as i greedily grasped for it, it bounced down the shelves and split open on the floor Spilling the nectar like contents over the shed floor.
Those bloody tins are thinner than the armour plate on a Scorpion CVRT. :mad:
The plot thickens,next day at the Supermarket the same kerfuffle with a tin of cider.
Luckily ''The Training kicked in'' and i applied pressure to the pressure point to stop the leak and gave the tin to the manageress to dispose of. i still felt like a twät .
Things brightened up at the till though,as my stuff was being checked through, the same manageress ''managed'' to drop one of my tins with the aforementioned result.:oops:
I was able to stifle my laughing until i was outside.:D
 
The plot thickens,next day at the Supermarket the same kerfuffle with a tin of cider.
Luckily ''The Training kicked in'' and i applied pressure to the pressure point to stop the leak and gave the tin to the manageress to dispose of. i still felt like a twät .
Things brightened up at the till though,as my stuff was being checked through, the same manageress ''managed'' to drop one of my tins with the aforementioned result.:oops:
I was able to stifle my laughing until i was outside.:D
Have you considered buying bottles instead?
 

jmb3296

Old-Salt
I have been furloughed for ages and had been looking after the sproglet during the day whilst the Mrs works from home. Sproglet has now gone back to school and I have successfully avoided doing any of the crap jobs the Mrs wants me to do.

Today I decide that I will actually get off my arse and throw some paint around in the downstairs bog. It needed doing when we moved in 6 years ago and still needs it. Smart points for me I think.

All the painting stuff is in the garage loft. I go up and start towards where it is kept. A quick look around and theres this BFO wasps nest near to where the stuff I need is. Quick about turn and down the hatch. Stripey evil bastards. I hate them. I now need to get pest control in to remove it. Bastards.

Still, I'm not painting the bog today.

RP
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A tin of raid, soak the nest from a safe distance and fuck off sharpish

It is very effective in wiping them out.

Remove nest at end of shovel and be heroic in front of the Mrs.

Works for me every time
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Seeing this on my daily walk! Gloves on, carrier bag out, clean up and dispose of in a bin leak tha 50 yards away.

Tossers!!!
The ones that annoy me are the energy drink cans tipped carelessly six feet from a bin.

Don't give you enough energy to put it INTO the bin then?
 
The ones that annoy me are the energy drink cans tipped carelessly six feet from a bin.

Don't give you enough energy to put it INTO the bin then?
There is no sense to it! It took me maybe 30 seconds to clear it up and dispose of it in the bin so why couldnt the morons who made the mess of done the same?!
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
There is no sense to it! It took me maybe 30 seconds to clear it up and dispose of it in the bin so why couldnt the morons who made the mess of done the same?!
We regularly take carrier bags on our walks, to bring home litter. Little wombles that we are.

Shouldn't be necessary, but it is. Just like picking up other people's dog poo bags, full, abandoned in the middle of footpaths.
 
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We regularly take carrier bags on our walks, to bring home litter. Little wobbles that we are.

Shouldn't be necessary, but it is. Just like picking up other people's dog poo bags, full, abandoned in the middle of footpaths.
Underground overground wobbling free, the Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we LOL

Oh dont get me started on dog pooh bags!! They often somehow end up in trees and bushes around here at head height and U walk into them going under a branch and POP!! Not nice words are then uttered!!
 
We get McDonald’s detritus around our way, SPTA, it has always puzzled me why they discard it halfway around the range road, why not on the outskirts of Trowbridge where it won’t be noticed with the other crap (15 miles away) given that is the closest point of sale.
 

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