Things that irritate me

People who don't like Branston Pickle!
 

TAFKA

Old-Salt
Covidiots
BMW Drivers
People who dont understand 2 metres
English people who think Barmouth is in England
Holocaust Deniers
Branston Pickle
People who wear flip flops with socks
Surely the design of flip flops makes wearing them with socks nigh on impossible?

I've never seen anyone do this which is why I ask is it actually a thing?
 

TAFKA

Old-Salt
Mrs T likes to 'put things away'.

The trouble is she won't put the things away where they should go or even wait until I've finished using them.

Me: Where's my adjustable spanner?
Her: I put it away
Me: I guessed that but where? I checked my tool caddy and it's not there.
Her: I put it in the recycling basket

Fast forward two days
Me: Where's my adjustable spanner, I've checked the recycling basket.
Her: I put in in the cupboard with the cat food

I thank the Lord for the strength he grants me and the bone idleness with which he blessed me that stops me extending the patio.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
Mrs T likes to 'put things away'.

The trouble is she won't put the things away where they should go or even wait until I've finished using them.

Me: Where's my adjustable spanner?
Her: I put it away
Me: I guessed that but where? I checked my tool caddy and it's not there.
Her: I put it in the recycling basket

Fast forward two days
Me: Where's my adjustable spanner, I've checked the recycling basket.
Her: I put in in the cupboard with the cat food

I thank the Lord for the strength he grants me and the bone idleness with which he blessed me that stops me extending the patio.
You have described Mr. GRB to a tee there. Constantly putting things away as soon as I put them down, in places one wouldn't expect to find them again. Plus washing up stuff that has only contained water, spatulas still needed to complete the cake, I could go on.

Good job he makes me lots of tea!
 

TAFKA

Old-Salt
You have described Mr. GRB to a tee there. Constantly putting things away as soon as I put them down, in places one wouldn't expect to find them again. Plus washing up stuff that has only contained water, spatulas still needed to complete the cake, I could go on.

Good job he makes me lots of tea!
That's if she's remembered where she put it.

I usually get 'I think it's in the garage' (Which is jam packed with stuff as we're renovating room by room, swiftly followed by a much more helpful 'or if it isn't there it'll be somewhere in the house'.
'Thanks for narrowing down' I'll say through gritted teeth 'at least you've eliminated the garden shed'.
 

sirbhp

LE
Book Reviewer
I might have posted this before . I cant stand the people who when I tell them about mi bi-polar or my knee replacement they suddenly become specialists in the subject and start telling me how to get better!!
 

sirbhp

LE
Book Reviewer
That's if she's remembered where she put it.

I usually get 'I think it's in the garage' (Which is jam packed with stuff as we're renovating room by room, swiftly followed by a much more helpful 'or if it isn't there it'll be somewhere in the house'.
'Thanks for narrowing down' I'll say through gritted teeth 'at least you've eliminated the garden shed'.
I allways get " where did you leave it?" drives me made when she knows damn well shes just tidied up.
 
I might have posted this before . I cant stand the people who when I tell them about mi bi-polar or my knee replacement they suddenly become specialists in the subject and start telling me how to get better!!
What about your Alzheimer’s?


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on the subject of smokers, it's been dry recently and just right for fag ends
Bloody wet here.
So no joy.
Especially as we enter the third month of a tobacco ban...

(R10 = a loaf of bread)
 

ancienturion

LE
Book Reviewer

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
I'm fed up with covidiots who think it is a serious thing that will kill everyone on the planet if they don't wear a mask and wash their hands.

almost as must as I'm fed up with Remoaners and thermageddonists
 
Covidiots who make me go all microcephalic and call them covidiots by being covidiots.
 
I allways get " where did you leave it?" drives me made when she knows damn well shes just tidied up.
Grrrrrrrrr, whereas my other half tends to put her stuff down at random around the house then can’t find them. Such as her car keys, mobile phone, etc., etc., When I helpfully suggest having the one regular spot for her sh*t such as the hallway table, sideboard or whatever, I get usual ‘smartarse’ comment back.
 
And another thing. On TV documentaries or whatever show such as location location, why is the cameraman/operator always inside the room into which the presenter then walks in afterwards and then act as though they’ve never been in there before.

Or the presenter just happens to bump into whoever owns the farm who just happens to be standing on their own in the middle of the windswept field to then discuss whatever frikkin crop they happen to be growing. Same applies for when the factory manager looks like they’re meeting them for the first time when the presenter walks in.

We frikkin know it’s all been arranged, camera angles and where to stand has been discussed, what the visit is about....... or is it just me that finds this annoying?
 
I'd do it to Piers Morgan for free.

Daily.

Just before GMB starts.
Judging by his performance that position has already been filled, if you excuse the pun.
 
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