I was having a piss in a Southampton urinal just after they fitted new hand dryers these are the waist height ones where you place your hands inside and they are dried by a curtain of air.Are you sure you're not using the bin?
At least his bollocks would have been nice and dryI was having a piss in a Southampton urinal just after they fitted new hand dryers these are the waist height ones where you place your hands inside and they are dried by a curtain of air.
Old boy walks up to one unzips his fly and starts to piss in it.
Good to note that the Head Office was gracious enough to send a fulsome apology.Shop assistants who get grumpy when customers have the cheek to ask questions. (Are you listening Cook store in Dorchester?)
The woman was so busy counting boxes of new stock that she told her colleague off for interrupting to ask my question (colleague was new and didn't know, but thought she was doing the right thing by finding out).
After answering the question she became more grumpy when I asked to place an order. 'Can you go online?' She asked.
I answered 'I can, but I prefer to talk to someone in store so I can ask questions.'
Her reply 'Well I am busy with bringing this big delivery in, can you go online?'
I left the shop, shaking my head in wonder at middle aged women with PMS
Until now they have been lovely, whichever branch we use. Always welcoming, with a smile and usually a free sample of something lovely. Hence my surprise at this experience.Good to note that the Head Office was gracious enough to send a fulsome apology.
We have one of they Cook shops here too, and they have always been rather sweet?
Voucher arrived this morning. A very generous £10. Given that their puddings are all dearer than that, I think I see the value they place on customer service - less than a chocolate meringue!Grovelling apology from Cook in my Inbox today 'not the standards we expect' 'try to provide a welcoming environment ' 'will discuss with Area Manager'. Offer of a voucher, which I have accepted provided I can use it in a different Branch.
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