Things that irritate me

#1
As I get older I find more things that piss me off.

Long hair (on blokes) and scruffy haircuts
Unpolished shoes
Un-ironed shirts
Modern "art"
Inability to speak in properly formed sentences
EVERYTHING about Political Correctness
Almost all politicians
Vegans
Skateboarders
Pikies (To be honest, that is not a recent phenomenon, I've always hated the thieving, unwashed bastards)

Do you find that your own attitudes have changed as you get more mature?
if so what?


Goodness, how could I forget,
Saggy jeans.
 
#9
You know, awesome.
 

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#11
Trying to knock one out in a thunderbox in the middle of June in amongst the flies, a mountain of other people's turds and the fused odour of blue liquid failing miserably to try and compensate for the 30+ squaddies who have had the same idea as me that day. And remembering to collect your loaded rifle on the way out and not leaving it propped up against the back wall.

I suppose that's more of a challenge than an irritation though.
 
#12
middle lane hoggers and undertakers
Oooh fuck, this is a target rich environment
  • Cunts on motorways who indicate first then expect everyone else to swerve round them
  • Twats who stop two car lengths short at traffic lights and then crawl up to the car in front
  • Wankers who drive everyfuckingwhere at exactly 40 mph
  • Etc
 
#13
1) The BBC during August.

Every year they have an onanistic love affair with the Edinburgh bloody Festival.

Practically their entire output (especially R4) appears to go north. Everything from panel shows, Any Questions?, Woman's Hour, Gardeners' Question Time to the 6 o'clock news 'comes to you from this year's Edinburgh Festival'.

Lazy, clichéd, irrelevant and unimaginative and, apart from the additional expense incurred, adds absolutely zero value to their output, particularly when the programmes often have very little or nothing to do with Media & the Arts.


2) The BBC during the rest of the year.
 
#14
Oooh ****, this is a target rich environment
  • ***** on motorways who indicate first then expect everyone else to swerve round them
  • Twats who stop two car lengths short at traffic lights and then crawl up to the car in front
  • ******* who drive everyfuckingwhere at exactly 40 mph
  • Etc
So glad that I know that I get on people's tits.
 
#16
Socialists
Cyclists
Students
Snowflakes
Fat People
Poor People
Most Foriegners
Vegans
White people who act like black people
Children
Backpackers
 
#18
I'm gunna weigh into this, as what really grates my shit are the old fcuks who with their receding hairline (hair dye optional), grow a fcuking pony tail! WTF! And, to really, really, really, top it off have an ear-ring. No, you are not gunna get back your yoof, no matter how much you try..with your beer belly et al.

*and breath*
 
#20
I'm gunna weigh into this, as what really grates my shit are the old fcuks who with their receding hairline (hair dye optional), grow a fcuking pony tail! WTF! And, to really, really, really, top it off have an ear-ring. No, you are not gunna get back your yoof, no matter how much you try..with your beer belly et al.

*and breath*
People who write 'breath' when they mean 'breathe'.
 

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