THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

#1
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to wee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to go to work in the morning.


been done a few times before - moved. mk
 
#2
How about "Sorry, George, but I don't think invading Iraq would be a good idea, and anyway I'm accountable to the electorate"?

Well, there has to be a reason he didn't say it!
 

B_AND_T

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#3
Naming the entire Fijian Rugby Squad. I have problems doing that sober.
 
#4
I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
and I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes.....
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
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#5
Or; I will hold an election in two weeks.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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Reviews Editor
#7
jaybee2786 said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Or; I will hold an election in two weeks.
OFH sorry i thought it said erection
I can't even say that when I am sober! Not that I want to hold anyone's erection, you understand. :oops:
 
#8
Good afternoon , my name is Charles Kennedy...
 
#10
"I assure you officer, I am completely fit to drive, and am in no way impaired through drink or drugs."
 
#11
Private_Pike said:
Good afternoon , my name is Charles Kennedy...
Class!

Shurly shome mishtake...
 
#12
"Large chicken tikka kebab with chilli sauce please mate"

Well i have trouble with it anyway!
 
#14
Things that are unfortunately all to easy to say when drunk:

I love you

Will you marry me?

What you looking at?
 
#17
Specific and Probably (pacific and proberly)

I'm assuming that as most people can't say or spell these two words when sober that to do either while drunk would be a bridge too far.
 
#20
You're my mate, cos you and me are .......mates, man.

Profound, I know; well, I thought it was at the time!
 

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