THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

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  1. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to wee on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to go to work in the morning.


    been done a few times before - moved. mk
     
  2. How about "Sorry, George, but I don't think invading Iraq would be a good idea, and anyway I'm accountable to the electorate"?

    Well, there has to be a reason he didn't say it!
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Naming the entire Fijian Rugby Squad. I have problems doing that sober.
     
  4. I'm not a pheasant plucker
    I'm a pheasant plucker's son
    and I'm only plucking pheasants
    Till the pheasant plucker comes.....
     
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Or; I will hold an election in two weeks.
     
  6. OFH sorry i thought it said erection
     
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I can't even say that when I am sober! Not that I want to hold anyone's erection, you understand. :oops:
     
  8. Good afternoon , my name is Charles Kennedy...
     
  9. "no, better take her with us to the restuarant."
     
  10. "I assure you officer, I am completely fit to drive, and am in no way impaired through drink or drugs."
     
  11. Class!

    Shurly shome mishtake...
     
  12. "Large chicken tikka kebab with chilli sauce please mate"

    Well i have trouble with it anyway!
     
  13. Nice one!
     
  14. Things that are unfortunately all to easy to say when drunk:

    I love you

    Will you marry me?

    What you looking at?
     
  15. You missed:

    "No drama's,plenty more where that came from.."