Things that annoy me as I approach 30

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DeltaDog, Apr 22, 2013.

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  1. 1. Hangovers that last all day.

    2. Wondering when my 'edgy' and 'cocky' pulling tactics will cross the line into 'creepy'.

    3. Old people. Miserable cunts.

    Any more? :)
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  2. You forgot:

    4. Young people - arrogant gobshites who think they know it all...


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    Having to slow down when I reach a 30 zone really pisses me off. Why should I slow down for schools?!
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  4. i smashed headlong into my 30's this year and one thing i have noticed in the last year or two is that everytime i speak to someone who's 18/19 i think "i was a right knobhead when i was 18!"
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  5. Surely all that that means is you called it a night to early when you were younger? Poof.
  6. I'm wrong side of forty now and when I speak to teenagers, as happens more often than average due to work, what strikes me is the stark divide between those who are much more switched on and ready for adult life than I was and those who would have struggled making the transition from my prep school to "big" school let alone leaving school altogether.
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  7. And they've had Internet porn all those years. Christ we missed out.
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  9. 5. You struggle to get over simple injuries you would have shrugged off years ago

    6. Tending to lie about your age (thirty my arse!)
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  10. i've started stretching before going running, not because i'm meant to but because i need to.
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  11. Stretching what exactly?
  12. i'm not really sure, whatever they are clearly never existed before.
  13. Don't worry OFH your car won't reach that speed.
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  14. Stone?
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  15. Wait til you hit 50- the list will be huge! Retire, move to Thailand and any time you feel like a teenager again (over 18 of course) just go to the nearest bar.
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