Things that annoy me as I approach 30

#1
1. Hangovers that last all day.

2. Wondering when my 'edgy' and 'cocky' pulling tactics will cross the line into 'creepy'.

3. Old people. Miserable cunts.

Any more? :)
 
#2
You forgot:

4. Young people - arrogant gobshites who think they know it all...

:)

Rodney2q
 
#4
i smashed headlong into my 30's this year and one thing i have noticed in the last year or two is that everytime i speak to someone who's 18/19 i think "i was a right knobhead when i was 18!"
 
#5
1. Hangovers that last all day.
Surely all that that means is you called it a night to early when you were younger? Poof.
 
#6
i smashed headlong into my 30's this year and one thing i have noticed in the last year or two is that everytime i speak to someone who's 18/19 i think "i was a right knobhead when i was 18!"
I'm wrong side of forty now and when I speak to teenagers, as happens more often than average due to work, what strikes me is the stark divide between those who are much more switched on and ready for adult life than I was and those who would have struggled making the transition from my prep school to "big" school let alone leaving school altogether.
 

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#7
I'm wrong side of forty now and when I speak to teenagers, as happens more often than average due to work, what strikes me is the stark divide between those who are much more switched on and ready for adult life than I was and those who would have struggled making the transition from my prep school to "big" school let alone leaving school altogether.
And they've had Internet porn all those years. Christ we missed out.
 
#9
5. You struggle to get over simple injuries you would have shrugged off years ago

6. Tending to lie about your age (thirty my arse!)
 
#11
Stretching what exactly?
 
#15
Wait til you hit 50- the list will be huge! Retire, move to Thailand and any time you feel like a teenager again (over 18 of course) just go to the nearest bar.
 
#16
I'm 31 now, fitter than I was in my 20's, can still hammer an all nighter & not have a hangover, still got all my hair, still look like I'm about 24/25, more confident than I was in my teens & 20's.

I refuse to wear fucking boat shoes, tight saggy arsed brown chinos & striped Russian sailor tops or androgynous vests like all those young cunts with their half finished waffen SS haircuts though, so I'm old in that sense.
 
#17
I'm 31 now, fitter than I was in my 20's, can still hammer an all nighter & not have a hangover, still got all my hair, still look like I'm about 24/25, more confident than I was in my teens & 20's.

I refuse to wear fucking boat shoes, tight saggy arsed brown chinos & striped Russian sailor tops or androgynous vests like all those young cunts with their half finished waffen SS haircuts though, so I'm old in that sense.
Pesky kids.
 
#18
Well been the wrong side of 27 n 3/4 I find I get increasingly worried that I get my keys out to unlock the door 400 metres from the house unlike in my youth waiting till I had tried to open the door before reaching for me keys.

But what is more worrying, I never lock the fucking door anyway.

old age sucks
 
#19
Now I'm past thirty, I've er.... "heard", that its sometimes harder to achieve, and maintain, an erection. Not for me obviously, but I'm told its a thing that can happen.
 

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