Go easy on them, it's not often St. Mirren fans get to celebrate anything as glorious as a draw.Absolutely my experience.
Crew bus driver here is picking us up in an hour to take us into town (Melbourne, Florida) and has booked us a table in a sports bar where it’s certain we’ll get well fed and watered for minimal $, chat with the locals who “just love the accent”, watch some undecipherable sport and take on about 6,000 calories.
Last night we were in Paisley. A gopping bar that stank of piss and stale beer with “entertainment” from a bunch of cretins with black and white faces who got all fighty when we didn’t know that St Mirren wore black and white and had just “achieved“ a 0-0 against Aberdeen.
Therefore to answer the thread title, the Spams do just simple nights out, the Scots just get pissed up and become c%nts.
Which pub, as a matter of interest?