Things NOT to say

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dingerr, Aug 27, 2011.

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  1. A recent comment from lifesabummer,

    Prompted me to react like a red rag to a bull and post a smarmy comment.

    What should you NOT post if you want a peaceful life on ARRSE?
     
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  4. 1. Wut iz basik trayning lyke? 2. Hi I'm a single girl looking for a soldier. 3. I think you chaps are a bit rude and should calm it down a bit. 4. Hi lads it's Mike Golden / Chubb / SFUB, I'm back!!!!Edited to add: Feckin DII terminal squishes everything together.
     
  5. Joining the Infantry is akin to suicide.

    Just saying leik.
     
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  6. "Hi... My name is Mike Golden, innit."

    I think that'd do it.
     
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  8. The SLR was shite.
     
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  9. And like the cnut he is, fell for it. Hook, line and sinker.

    Thank you fish
     
  10. Anything said to Stacker1
     
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  11. Yaksmash, you are all lap dogs of Americans and sponsor terrorists in Pakistan and Libya.

    Lots of love,

    Afghan Kandak x
     
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  12. Never inquire into what day one should be expected to be paid.
     
  13. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    I'm a loggie and can't get a tour.
     
  14. 'Your' when you mean 'You're'.

    'You're' when you mean 'Your'.

    'of' when you mean 'have'.

    Oh, and any any sentence that contains the word 'Shed'.
     
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