Things NOT to say

#1
A recent comment from lifesabummer,

lifesabummer said:
P.S. for all you that are going to come back with smarmy comments, please fuck off, i'm not in the mood!
Prompted me to react like a red rag to a bull and post a smarmy comment.

What should you NOT post if you want a peaceful life on ARRSE?
 
#4
1. Wut iz basik trayning lyke? 2. Hi I'm a single girl looking for a soldier. 3. I think you chaps are a bit rude and should calm it down a bit. 4. Hi lads it's Mike Golden / Chubb / SFUB, I'm back!!!!Edited to add: Feckin DII terminal squishes everything together.
 
#15
'Your' when you mean 'You're'.

'You're' when you mean 'Your'.

'of' when you mean 'have'.

Oh, and any any sentence that contains the word 'Shed'.
 

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