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Things not to do in US Army...


Especially liked 48, 101 and 136 :wink:

but he did not mention the storing of "Jelly" doughnuts in his foot locker?

I thought all septics were banned from doing that? :hungry: :plotting:


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Ah, the perennial Skippys List.

Often quoted, often linked to. Frequently renamed as "What I learned from the Army/Air Force/Navy/Marines/Kindergarten*".

Still worthy of a giggle though.

*Delete those that do not apply.
Not allowed to run by formed-up recruits screaming Gas Gas Gas, and laughing as they scramble to mask up.
No T-Flashes in showers.
Never address the RSM of the Ghanian contingent as "brotha man, a baaaad muthafcka"
167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.

168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
Many years ago I met an ex-US army bloke who claimed that when he was stationed in Texas, or somewhere like that, him and another soldier brought a prostitute in from Mexico and installed her in a motel room. Then they supplemented their income by pimping her out to the other lads in their battery.

It was off base so I suppose that's how they got away with it.

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