Things not to do in US Army...

Discussion in 'Multinational HQ' started by seanbean, Jul 9, 2007.

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  1. :clown:

    Especially liked 48, 101 and 136 :wink:

    but he did not mention the storing of "Jelly" doughnuts in his foot locker?

    I thought all septics were banned from doing that? :hungry: :plotting:
  2. 145 & 146 - classic!
  3. Ah, the perennial Skippys List.

    Often quoted, often linked to. Frequently renamed as "What I learned from the Army/Air Force/Navy/Marines/Kindergarten*".

    Still worthy of a giggle though.

    *Delete those that do not apply.
  4. It will always be immortal, and be treasured.
  5. 48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision. :lol:
  6. Not allowed to run by formed-up recruits screaming Gas Gas Gas, and laughing as they scramble to mask up.
    No T-Flashes in showers.
    Never address the RSM of the Ghanian contingent as "brotha man, a baaaad muthafcka"
  7. Many years ago I met an ex-US army bloke who claimed that when he was stationed in Texas, or somewhere like that, him and another soldier brought a prostitute in from Mexico and installed her in a motel room. Then they supplemented their income by pimping her out to the other lads in their battery.

    It was off base so I suppose that's how they got away with it.