Things not to do in a public toilet

#1
I came across a guide on a joke site that laid down some rules of things not to get caught doing in public lavies. The one that had me rolling on the floor was:

"Never put your copy of Cross Dressers Weekly on the floor of the stall before pulling a strip of the bog roll".

The mental image does it every time.

Lets see what you Arrsers can add.
 
#2
Just never, ever go in a public toilet in Japan, chances are you'll end up mocked by the nation. These are ****ing gold!
[video=youtube;y5LP707cDbo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5LP707cDbo[/video]
 
#9
A few Sundays ago I was in the gents of a local that had started doing very nice food, as I was standing there I read the advert for the pub in front of me, it showed the phone number and I thought I'll make a note of that for booking, better still, I'll take a picture with my iPhone, so I did, with my left hand as the right hand was busy holding the old chap. Sure enough, just as the flash went off a bloke came through the door of the Gents, well what would you have said?
 
#10
A few Sundays ago I was in the gents of a local that had started doing very nice food, as I was standing there I read the advert for the pub in front of me, it showed the phone number and I thought I'll make a note of that for booking, better still, I'll take a picture with my iPhone, so I did, with my left hand as the right hand was busy holding the old chap. Sure enough, just as the flash went off a bloke came through the door of the Gents, well what would you have said?
"hope you had the zoom app on fella!"
 

westendboy

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#20
The Japs have been fucking weird since VJ day.

Shoulda dropped the big one on Tokyo instead of Nagasaki.

How come Hiroshima always gets the mention but if you ask any skoolkid today about Nagasaki they`ve never heard of it?
 

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