We've all been told by our parents that carrots make you see in the dark,eating veg makes you big and strong,and if your Dad hadn't of had that last bottle of Brown Ale he would have pulled out and you wouldn't be here ect ect. I recall when I was about 5 or 6 talking to my Dad who was a builder.He was unpacking his tool bag and he put a saw on the floor,. I asked him what happens when the saw goes blunt and he replied " I take it to the Saw Doctor and he sharpens it" . I say things like that to my kids all the time now,but the annoying thing was I believed that there was such a thing as a Saw Doctor for years afterwards,. Anyone else been taken for a cnut by their parents?