Things being sold on Facebuck

Friday night so....I keep getting add`s popping on facefcuk market place that I`m a little unsure about , are these women really only selling clothing or is something else on offer , asking for a friend , heres a few examples ...

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On this side of the pond those listings show up on market place in tools and gardening, best l can figure is they want tools that grow......
 
Friday night so....I keep getting add`s popping on facefcuk market place that I`m a little unsure about , are these women really only selling clothing or is something else on offer , asking for a friend , heres a few examples ...

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Number 1 are called ‘Tik Tok leggings’ - don’t ask me how I know of this cultural phenomenon (okay, the algorithms at work on my computer know I’m a pervert so...) but they are currently THE thing for ladies to wear.

There are a ton of videos and Tik Toks about them (see youtube clip below) but I can confirm that in the wild they definitely do what they promise. They are to ass what the wonderbra was to cleavage. If I had a daughter there is no way I would let her leave the house wearing them. If a girlfriend of mine wore them there is no way she would leave the house as the back of the couch would be getting a work out.

 
In my ever expanding list of ‘reasons why the women at work won’t **** me‘ is my comment upon a very pretty young lady featured in a billboard ad wearing not a lot, on a billboard not far from work. I think it was for ‘Pretty little things‘ or Boohoo.com or something.

Apparently my comment of “is that an ad for a dating site or an escort agency” did not endear me to the female half of the office - apart from the office bull dyke who thought it hilarious (she had a sense of humour like a squaddie - loved her).
 
Number 1 are called ‘Tik Tok leggings’ - don’t ask me how I know of this cultural phenomenon (okay, the algorithms at work on my computer know I’m a pervert so...) but they are currently THE thing for ladies to wear.

There are a ton of videos and Tik Toks about them (see youtube clip below) but I can confirm that in the wild they definitely do what they promise. They are to ass what the wonderbra was to cleavage. If I had a daughter there is no way I would let her leave the house wearing them. If a girlfriend of mine wore them there is no way she would leave the house as the back of the couch would be getting a work out.


It's like, totally like, cameltoe.



Like.
 

Flight

LE
Book Reviewer
They might as well paint their ********* purple and eat bananas.
 
Ads pop up based on your viewing history courtesy of the embedded spy algorithms.

Or something.

Basically, stop shopping for women’s clothes.
 
Ads pop up based on your viewing history courtesy of the embedded spy algorithms.

Or something.

Basically, stop shopping for women’s clothes.
I`ll tell my mate .

Actually a pic came up in market place and I made the fatal mistake of clicking , now I get loads of shite.
 
I`ll tell my mate .

Actually a pic came up in market place and I made the fatal mistake of clicking , now I get loads of shite.
You’re fuckd
 
Whilst looking for r/c model helicopters, I kept getting images of a lady of a certain age holding the models whilst she herself adopts various poses to ensure I could see she was swearing stockings.All very odd.
 
Doesn't it annoy women having their pants bunched halfway up their arrse?
 
As commented earlier...A few 'common' internet searchs are evident here.

Danjou..Explain yourself!
Maybe designate @don't tell him pike to represent you.

We don't, and won't judge.
We will just find you guilty.



You dirty dirty bastard.

Edit- I think cancel culture should become a thing on here.
Whilst I have never had any issues with @CptDanjou I'd be quite willing to jump on a bandwagon and label him as "literally" SIr James of Saville!!

:)
 
At least it isnt a pair of VHS video recorders with some “blank” tapes thrown in from some ex soldier....
Someone tell him how to use the graphic equaliser? The music can be made to sound so much better with a little twiddling.
 

Mattb

LE
Ads pop up based on your viewing history courtesy of the embedded spy algorithms.

Or something.

Basically, stop shopping for women’s clothes.
that’s why in most of my internet searches, the women aren’t wearing any clothes at all.
 
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