Thieving Pikey Gets

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  1. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Got back from Spain on Sunday night, been out to the freezer in the shed for a joint and the thieving gets have nicked the contents of my freezer including one of the trays to carry it away in. I hope there was some Spanish cucumbers in there!!
     
  2. I recall all them full beef fillets you bought. Are you insured? I hope your Rolex collection wasn't in the shed.
     
  3. Don't worry I won't be back.
     
  4. Scuse my 'gnorance...

    Spanish cucumbers??
     
  5. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

  6. Burppppppppppppppppp!
     
  7. They have been dropped on Nordrhein-Westfalen by low flying Spanish F16's.
    Some German Tart as upset a Spanish Pilot so he's had a shit load of Cucumbers infected with
    E-COLI and dropped them over Munster, Hannover and Herford.

    He can't remember the Tarts name, you know what these Kraut Slappers are like, so she will eventually find one and ram it up her festering slash....Job done.....Simples!
     
  8. Its a good job your Mrs dosn't let you smoke your gear indoors or you wouldn't of found out till you went to get your meat out
     
  9. He said "get your meat out" HeHeHe!
     
  10. Meat yeah heheheheh fanrrr fanrrr
     
  11. Saw this 'gentlemen' on Majorca. Your freezer isn on the back is it ?

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