Thieves cut off mans holy leg

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  1. feckin' bizarre!
  2. He has a another one, doesn't he? He should stop fecking moaning.
  3. If the leg has healing power it should just grow back then shouldnt it ??
  4. If caught at least the thieves would have a leg to stand on
  5. Nobody noticed a blond one legged woman called Heather nearby did they ?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  6. then they told him to hop it
  7. Just goes to show that some countries truly are still in the stone age.
  8. Bet he was hopping mad
  9. Well his powers of seeing into the future were obviously on leave that day...
  10. Hope he doesn't lose the other one. If he drowned his sorrows he'd be legless..............

  11. Oh no, now some mad criminals are going to go on a mad healing spree with this stolen leg!
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    He should have mentioned that the leg only did the magic stuff whilst his blood was being pumped through it.

    On second thoughts, maybe he should be glad they left the rest of him.
  13. "Alms for an ex-leper!"
  14. tell him not to worry another more magical one will grow out of the old stump :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: