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Thieveing Pikey Cnuts Steeling From Vehicles

#1
Tonight, (and I am still fizzing about it), some pikey cnut stole my front indicator off my motor, when I am parked down town.

Its hardly newsworthy, which got me thinking, how many of the great and good arrsers have had odd things nicked from or in their motor? Is this a new thing, a trend of the current skint that is going round? Or is it just always been the five fingered discount and tonight was my turn? :?
 
#2
Recently, just a couple of doors away from my house, some git smashed the rear window of a Mondeo overnight..... to steal a scarf! A week later, for no good reason, some git smashed the passengers side wing mirror on my bavarian.
Happens evey day to someone.
 
#3
Having just looked on fleabay where you can pick them up for my car for about 8 quid, how low does it get. Is it worth a wrap of crystal meth to get nicked.

Mind you the bread-knife told me it is not as bizarre as when I went to march out from my quarter in Episkopi a few years ago, someone had physically dug up and nicked the garden path from outside my quarter. It wasnt even the Kingo's who were taking over as the RIB :omfg:
 
#4
Whilst on exercise at batus, a hell of a lot of rubies and bulbs went missing of our 432s + spartans.

During the exercise I was involved in an accident which I got mangled a bit and had to be cas-evac'd. Luckily some lads from the battlgroup we were supporting stopped in there warriors to patch me and the driver up while awaiting ambulances etc. A lot of our kit went missing at this point also, strangely. Who knows what happened to it!

We were supporting a regiment called 1 KINGS. We should have known better.

Incidentally, the driver lost a few teeth in the accident when he banged his head into his hatch. The going joke at the time was that the kingos had half-inched them aswell :eek:
 
#8
A few years back, having broken the driver's door window to get into my car, the cnut proceded to steal two Pear Drops from the glove box. And a plaster from my first aid kit (he cut his hand on the broken glass).

£60 and a day off work to get the damage repaired. The fuzz took samples of the blood as DNA evidence which helped secure a conviction (among the 20-odd other break-ins that he admitted to). Not that I got my £60 back, though.
 
#9
I used to work in a garage, an Astra came in with a rattling exhaust we look underneath and someone had nicked the downpipe, however they'd gone to the trouble of tie wrapping an old one back on!!

However I have been a thieving pikey mind, in the past, I would park next to a car in a multi storey and exchange windscreen wipers when MOT was due.
 
#11
The spare wheel cover off of my trooper was stolen when I was parked up in Aylesbury a good few months ago. Oh well, makes it look slightly less gay.
 
#12
About 25 years ago in Gütersloh, I had a No2 jacket stolen out the back of my Golf, which was parked out side my MQ. Never did understand what that was all about. Spent ages getting all the glass splinters out of the car. P& SS told me they could finger print the car but would make an even bigger mess. I politely declined.
 

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#14
Not just the pikeys who are tea leaves.

I had my blues hat swiped from a peg outside the dining room in Old College after the passing out parade.

Decidedly un-officer like behaviour.
 
#15
It seems that stealing old vehicles is now a worth-while occupation.
My pal's old LT van has been under attack three times now; apparently, the older vehicles are being stolen for spares
 
#16
Unfuckingbelievable.

Im currently saving to buy a new motorbike this summer (Yamaha R6) and to buzz me through town traffic until then, I bought myself a scooter as a winter hack.

Left the house this morning at 0500 and some dirty, junkie, pikey, thieving little cnut has gone and nicked it!!!

I went to bed at midnight and was up at 0400, so they must have burst the lock and taken it in that 4 hour window.

Please - if there is a God - just let me find out who took it, so I tear his fcking head off.
 
#17
Last September, bought new car, keep it parked outside quarter on JHQ. A couple of days later went out and it started to rain. One side of the screen was not wiping properly. So got out to wipe the blade. Some b*stard had stolen my new wiper blade and replaced it with a cruddy old one. Unbeleivable.
 
#18
A few years ago, we parked up in a maccy d's car park to get some scoff in a very old, battered, abused, neglected 110 FFR. absolute piece of turd, didn't even drive straight if you let go of the steering wheel, and once you put a fair bit of clansman and 4 caravan batteries in the back it couldn't even get past 40. Anyway, I diverse.

So we're parked up in the car park and we've both just jumped inside the restaurant to get food, and we see some conundrum only seconds later by the wagon. So we jump outside to take a look and there's some 15-16 year old carrot-top pikey and his 10 year old mate on the BMX (you know the pair, you find em everywhere!) bent over curled up by the back of the wagon. turns around and starts screaming that his mum's gonna sue us because he cut his hand on the back door!

the top side of the handle was razor sharp but obviously as you lift the handle, we'd never done anything about it. but poor pikey kid had never experienced a handle that lifts before, only one you pull down like a normal door handle, and his hand and run straight off it with the handle making a nice big slice in his fingers.

fortunately a pair of rozzers across the car park also grabbing a bite had seen some fuss and come over. which was a bonus. the short kid on the BMX tried to ride off quick but unfortunately messed up the J-turn and face planted the tarmac. absolute result: 1x carrot top pikey needing stitches and arrested, 1x pikey with some teeth missing and arrested, 2x burger scoffing rozzers actually doing some work, and 2x signallers highly amused.

begs the question though... what on earth were 2 pikeys going to steal out the pack of the land rover anyway? there were audis and BMWs across the car park and they decided to take on a wagon full of out of date comms kit. beats me!
 
#19
scruff_2 said:
Last September, bought new car, keep it parked outside quarter on JHQ. A couple of days later went out and it started to rain. One side of the screen was not wiping properly. So got out to wipe the blade. Some b*stard had stolen my new wiper blade and replaced it with a cruddy old one. Unbeleivable.
llech said:
However I have been a thieving pikey mind, in the past, I would park next to a car in a multi storey and exchange windscreen wipers when MOT was due.
Well there's your culprit!!
 

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