Thief locked up for sock cock-up.

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  1. Thief who fumbled with socks on hands during robbery is jailed for four years
    by Krissy Storrar, Daily Mirror 17/02/2011

    A THIEF using woolly socks as gloves so he did not leave prints spent so long fumbling for cash that a queue built up at the *shop he was robbing.

    At Basildon crown court yesterday, Steven Storer, 24, of Pitsea, Essex, was jailed for four years for the robbery.

    Perhaps Steven should be offered some tuition on the use of socks?