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Thief Force Fed

#1
An Indian suspect was forced by police to eat 50 bananas as a laxative, to retrieve a necklace he was accused of stealing and swallowing.
BBC Link

Would have thought that the land of curry could do better than a few bananas, but they got there in the end.

Pity our police can't force feed suspects, according to the demands of the situation.
 
#2
Pork_Pie said:
An Indian suspect was forced by police to eat 50 bananas as a laxative, to retrieve a necklace he was accused of stealing and swallowing.
BBC Link

Would have thought that the land of curry could do better than a few bananas, but they got there in the end.

Pity our police can't force feed suspects, according to the demands of the situation.
No, our coppers buy the cnuts a McDonalds Happy Meal.

It's their "Human Rights," innit?
 
#4
Werewolf said:
Pork_Pie said:
An Indian suspect was forced by police to eat 50 bananas as a laxative, to retrieve a necklace he was accused of stealing and swallowing.
BBC Link

Would have thought that the land of curry could do better than a few bananas, but they got there in the end.

Pity our police can't force feed suspects, according to the demands of the situation.
No, our coppers buy the cnuts a McDonalds Happy Meal.

It's their "Human Rights," innit?
You sadistic barsteward Werewolf :twisted: they'd have the sh*tes for weeks after a McPuke.
 
#5
The_IRON said:
Werewolf said:
Pork_Pie said:
An Indian suspect was forced by police to eat 50 bananas as a laxative, to retrieve a necklace he was accused of stealing and swallowing.
BBC Link

Would have thought that the land of curry could do better than a few bananas, but they got there in the end.

Pity our police can't force feed suspects, according to the demands of the situation.
No, our coppers buy the cnuts a McDonalds Happy Meal.

It's their "Human Rights," innit?
You sadistic barsteward Werewolf :twisted: they'd have the sh*tes for weeks after a McPuke.
Thank you, old boy. One tries one's best. :twisted:

But you have'nt realised the true genius of my Evil Plan: feed the scroats McMeals until nature takes it's course and they die of heart disease etc.

Stealth Capital Punishment - not as fast as the traditional variety, but it cuts out all that tedious whining about human rights...
 
#8
You'd have thought, being in India there would have been enough chilli around to induce the "Bombay two-step" or rather the "Mumbai two-step" as Ghandi's revenge should now be known.
 
#9
Werewolf said:
Pork_Pie said:
An Indian suspect was forced by police to eat 50 bananas as a laxative, to retrieve a necklace he was accused of stealing and swallowing.
BBC Link

Would have thought that the land of curry could do better than a few bananas, but they got there in the end.

Pity our police can't force feed suspects, according to the demands of the situation.
No, our coppers buy the cnuts a McDonalds Happy Meal.
It's their "Human Rights," innit?
You're right, i've known the CID to buy prisoners they've produced from prison for further questioning a Mcdonalds in exchange for confessions of a load of crime's they have commited. Most of which dealt with by way of "Taken into Consideration" or TIC;s (efectively ignored).

Me i'd rather give them Feck all till they cough it all up anyway.
 
#10
The_Seagull said:
Werewolf said:
Pork_Pie said:
An Indian suspect was forced by police to eat 50 bananas as a laxative, to retrieve a necklace he was accused of stealing and swallowing.
BBC Link

Would have thought that the land of curry could do better than a few bananas, but they got there in the end.

Pity our police can't force feed suspects, according to the demands of the situation.
No, our coppers buy the cnuts a McDonalds Happy Meal.
It's their "Human Rights," innit?
You're right, i've known the CID to buy prisoners they've produced from prison for further questioning a Mcdonalds in exchange for confessions of a load of crime's they have commited. Most of which dealt with by way of "Taken into Consideration" or TIC;s (efectively ignored).

Me i'd rather give them Feck all till they cough it all up anyway.
Pity the old Knuckle Sandwich is no longer an option.

Knew a bloke who served in CID in the late 70's - 80's. Some of the stories he told me were right out of Life on Mars.
 
#11
FrankCastle said:
The_Seagull said:
Werewolf said:
Pork_Pie said:
An Indian suspect was forced by police to eat 50 bananas as a laxative, to retrieve a necklace he was accused of stealing and swallowing.
BBC Link

Would have thought that the land of curry could do better than a few bananas, but they got there in the end.

Pity our police can't force feed suspects, according to the demands of the situation.
No, our coppers buy the cnuts a McDonalds Happy Meal.
It's their "Human Rights," innit?
You're right, i've known the CID to buy prisoners they've produced from prison for further questioning a Mcdonalds in exchange for confessions of a load of crime's they have commited. Most of which dealt with by way of "Taken into Consideration" or TIC;s (efectively ignored).

Me i'd rather give them Feck all till they cough it all up anyway.
Pity the old Knuckle Sandwich is no longer an option.

Knew a bloke who served in CID in the late 70's - 80's. Some of the stories he told me were right out of Life on Mars.
:D They left the skins on the bananas when he had to eat them :D
 

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