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Thick Chav Scum

#3
sparkysapper said:
Could you possibly get any thicker chav's than this, caught stealing a car by a Gatsco camera.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005570118,00.html

Sparky
Not surprised, once in the past when I though I might be a lawyer, I was doing work experience and sat in court with tthe barrister for the defence. Chav decided he had top be put on the stand and no amount of disuasion would stop him. When asked where he was at the timeof the burglary said, It couldn't have been me I was breaking in to a jewellery shop in the shopping centre at the time....and sure enough on investigation and studying the CCTV in the shopping centre there was our smiley faced villain. 'Not guilty' your honour.
 
#5
Sparky[/quote]

Not surprised, once in the past when I though I might be a lawyer, I was doing work experience and sat in court with tthe barrister for the defence. Chav decided he had top be put on the stand and no amount of disuasion would stop him. When asked where he was at the timeof the burglary said, It couldn't have been me I was breaking in to a jewellery shop in the shopping centre at the time....and sure enough on investigation and studying the CCTV in the shopping centre there was our smiley faced villain. 'Not guilty' your honour.[/quote]

Sparky - I presume it was your spelling and punctuation that stopped you becoming a lawyer!!!!!!
 
#9
Been in since 7am this morning as have to clear desk of paper before deploying into the field later today. Thank god the temperature has risen slightly, don't think I can get any more warm kit in my bergan. Will require small boy/new recruit, to carry the bloody thing!!
 
#10
NAP6W said:
Been in since 7am this morning as have to clear desk of paper before deploying into the field later today. Thank god the temperature has risen slightly, don't think I can get any more warm kit in my bergan. Will require small boy/new recruit, to carry the bloody thing!!


That is what they are for, can i carry your Bergan Cpl ?? please please let me.

Sparky
 
#11
Disagree - Cpls will all be doing useful things. Those young chaps who favour the Burberry label, with a distant look in their eyes will be the chosen ones!!
 

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