I like Americans. I have a problem with morons and while in your case there is obviously a correlation, I don't believe the relationship to be causal. I don't attribute your sheep-like intellect and pitifully low self-esteem to the fact that you're American. I attribute them to the fact that your uncle probably paid your dad to let him "bad touch" your lady bits- maybe as recently as last Tuesday.
Face facts, Tiffany. There are some real retards serving in uniform. You and this silly bint are two of them. And if you don't think I or anyone else wouldn't mercilessly rip the piss out of a British Serviceman/woman if they did something so fuckwitted on national television then you clearly haven't spent that much time in the NAAFI Bar.