They've taken them!!!

Kate and Gerry McCann have disappeared!!They were still here at 0900 this morning, but now I can't find them!

I left them alone on a thread, went out with friends to a school fete, and NOW THEY'VE GONE!!!!

WHERE ARE THEY? THEY have taken them!!!
According to my emails, they were last seen at around 14:00. I last saw them before I went on the piss. Funny thing is, the other two threads I left here are still here.
I feel the need for a holida... investigative trip to Florida. It was reported by someones cousin's friend that it was seen there. Gonny give me some money?
Its not accidentally fallen into the hole either..... disappeared completely, including all posts and likes.

If only we had a specially trained hound that could sniff out these things?
Someone must have gone too far with their posts. It was either the racist stuff about that journo or that stuff tiny_lewis came out with. Sick bastard.
Quick, contact Max Clifford and set up a fund-raising programme so that a .........errrm........professional search can be made.

.........and also to cover minor expenses associated with
Let this be a lesson to you all. NEVER fcuk off down the pub and leave a thread unattended.
Right, I'm not leaving here, not until I have found them... well, I need to **** off in a minute to start a fund, the "Find My Addy" fund, which goal is to find where the thread address is, and provide support including financial assistance to me. Remember, there is no evidence the thread has been deleted. Find My Addy!
Check Zero_Over's cellar - the whole family might have been reunited.
I saw a creepy looking fella hanging about while i was having my dinner

looked something like this:

Who drugged the threads up?
I recall when we made fun of the limp wristed brigade, Stonewall went complaining to the website sponsors. I was however unaware there was a group for shit parents who go out on the lash and leave their kids alone.

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