Theyve pinched our plans!

old_fat_and_hairy

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#1
Reading about the case of the plod slotting the Brazilian on the tube. It seems he had been taking cocaine. Now, I seem to recall that on here it was mooted that in a world in which we had power, foreign immigrants and drug users would be shot.
Have they pinched our plans?
 
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old_fat_and_hairy said:
Reading about the case of the plod slotting the Brazilian on the tube. It seems he had been taking cocaine. Now, I seem to recall that on here it was mooted that in a world in which we had power, foreign immigrants and drug users would be shot.
Have they pinched our plans?
The Mets chief goes by the name of Blair so it wouldn't surprise me if he nicked other peoples ideas.

More importantly how can a student afford to buy charlie. They constantly drip about how poor they are and their inadequate student grants. Lying to$$ers, or do they get student discount?
 

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Well, if the guy was a: an immigrant, and b: a junkie, then perhaps he should have been slotted anyway, albeit he was actually shot for the wrong reasons, the end result is equally valid is it not?

In answer to the question: Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
 

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Biped said:
Well, if the guy was a: an immigrant, and b: a junkie, then perhaps he should have been slotted anyway, albeit he was actually shot for the wrong reasons, the end result is equally valid is it not?

In answer to the question: Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
Only if we get royalties on it, or it flatters us not.
Once the Elf'n'Safety hearing is over will they turn their sights on chavs, hoodies and beggars?
Although begging is an offence under the Vagrancy Act, I'm not sure it carries the death penalty. Still, this government has produced some 30,000 new laws over last ten years, another amendment won't hurt.
 

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old_fat_and_hairy said:
Biped said:
Well, if the guy was a: an immigrant, and b: a junkie, then perhaps he should have been slotted anyway, albeit he was actually shot for the wrong reasons, the end result is equally valid is it not?

In answer to the question: Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
Only if we get royalties on it, or it flatters us not.
Once the Elf'n'Safety hearing is over will they turn their sights on chavs, hoodies and beggars?
Although begging is an offence under the Vagrancy Act, I'm not sure it carries the death penalty. Still, this government has produced some 30,000 new laws over last ten years, another amendment won't hurt.
Do we have a royalties collection association a la PRS? If not, why not?

Perhaps the ARRSERAID? ARRSE Royalties And Interlectual Department
 
#6
Why have the officers involved been given aliases and had their faces hidden behind screens, is that normal procedure for armed officers? Or just because they fear retribution for this particular case or something does anyone know?
 

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307 said:
Why have the officers involved been given aliases and had their faces hidden behind screens, is that normal procedure for armed officers? Or just because they fear retribution for this particular case or something does anyone know?
Entirely normal for authorised shots, but becoming common for a lot of other things too.
It is to preserve persec for future operations, and to prvent crank calls to their homes. And keep the press away.
 
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Biped said:
Well, if the guy was a: an immigrant, and b: a junkie, then perhaps he should have been slotted anyway, albeit he was actually shot for the wrong reasons, the end result is equally valid is it not?

In answer to the question: Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
...and c: here illegaly (his student visa had run out)
 

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ViolentBadger said:
Biped said:
Well, if the guy was a: an immigrant, and b: a junkie, then perhaps he should have been slotted anyway, albeit he was actually shot for the wrong reasons, the end result is equally valid is it not?

In answer to the question: Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
...and c: here illegaly (his student visa and run out0
Then he deserved everything he got! Foreign, a cokehead, and a student! Ticked all the boxes.
 

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old_fat_and_hairy said:
ViolentBadger said:
Biped said:
Well, if the guy was a: an immigrant, and b: a junkie, then perhaps he should have been slotted anyway, albeit he was actually shot for the wrong reasons, the end result is equally valid is it not?

In answer to the question: Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
...and c: here illegaly (his student visa and run out0
Then he deserved everything he got! Foreign, a cokehead, and a student! Ticked all the boxes.
aaaannndd D: Resisting being shot.

Edited to add: unsuccesfully.
 

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The barstarrrd! How dare he? Comes to our country. Stays illegally, does coke, is a student and foreign, then has the temerity to resist being shot!
Why, in my day, we would have been queing up for that. Rationing,y'know! Couldn't get shot if you wanted to. Didn't see a banana until I was 15 and it was one egg yolk between 23 of us!
 
#12
Don't forget E:Travelling in a built up area and that ultimate crime of all F:Looking at me in a funny way...


PS not ARRSERAID, surely ARRSERIP...Royalties and intellectual property?
 

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#13
More effective than a fixed penalty ticket or an asbo.
 

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old_fat_and_hairy said:
More effective than a fixed penalty ticket or an asbo.
I understand the the rate of repeat offending is very low indeed. Has to be worth some consideration by HM gobment.

SPLITARRSE? Society for Protection of Legally Incurred Tarrifs by Army Rumour Service
 
#15
The question is why was he shot around 10 times?

Did the copper have a stoppage?
 

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The_Cad said:
The question is why was he shot around 10 times?

Did the copper have a stoppage?
Nah! Everything has to be done in triplicate nowadays, with an extra copy for file!
 
#17
At least now it's been categorically proven he was a cokehead can the press please drop the prefix "Innocent" when refering to the fig 11 in question?

I guess the term Cocaine abusing illegal immigrant just doesn't have the same ring to it!
 
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The_Cad said:
The question is why was he shot around 10 times?

Did the copper have a stoppage?
The _Cad, I bow to your superior humour on this one, it really did get me laughing, told it at work and got the oddest of looks for some reason. Keep them coming.
 
#19
Gentlemen of the Coup Operational Co-ordination Cell (COCC) - have you learned nothing from the party conference season? Whoever publishes first is doomed to have their policies nicked by whoever goes last! Why they don't post them to a solicitor in a sealed envelope months before conference I don't know.

It can therefore only be a matter of time before Swiss Tony despatches the remaining HCR squadron from Windsor to BBC HQ and terminates Chris Moyles - which whilst once again ripping off your policies, is effectively a win-win for the rest of us.
 

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#20
10 head shots.

Here's how it went:

"Fcuk, he's going to struggle!" - Bang 1
"Bl00dy Immigrants!" - Bang 2
"Students?!?!?" - Bang 3
"Cokehead?" - Bang 4, and 5 for good measure.
"He's still moving!" - Bang 6
"Oh, he's only twitching, but better be sure eh!" - Bang 7
"Christ, the little cnut has got his brains over me nice uniform!" - Bang 8
"And me shoes dammit!" - Bang 9
Right, safety on, oops" - Bang 10.
"Bugger, mag's empty!"
 

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