They're Out To Get Us!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Dec 11, 2004.

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  1. Trust the Boffins [ or maybe not..]

    Thomas Gruter has analysed conspiracy theories and come up with a way to build your own.. There are nine steps and, in a pared down form [ NOTE TO CONSPIRACY NUTS - Yes.. we're leaving somethings out..Say "AHA!".. now ]..

    1] Doubt that anything in the world happens by chance

    2] Take seemingly unrelated events and give them new meaning

    3] Name an enemy

    4] Expose evil intentions, the more common the better.

    5] Discredit authorities, politicians and officials as stupid or in the pay of the enemy

    6] establish a club of perpetrators and cite it as proof of your theory

    7] Shield yourself from detractors

    8] Issue warnings of looming evil acts

    9] Call for people to be alert and for financial help

    Hey... wait a minute... this sounds just like Bush/Blair on Iraq!!!

    Damn!.. trust no one...