Theyre inbred in Norfolk - says MP

#2
is he wrong though????
 
#3
:D :D :D


Brave to put his head above the parapit. I wonder what he would say about the pointy heads you find in Sennybridge or Otterburn?
 
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#4
Can't see why he should. Have you had a look recently around Kings Lynn?

It's like the set from 'The Hills have Eyes' mate.

Mind you, it's worse over the border in Suffolk. Everybody there is his own Grandad.
 
#5
Sit having a brew on the High Street in Huntingdon; see the same face every third person. Scary as s**t.
 
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in_the_cheapseats said:
:D :D :D


Brave to put his head above the parapit. I wonder what he would say about the pointy heads you find in Sennybridge or Otterburn?
That is unfair. People in Otterburn breed with sheep :wink:
 
#7
Gibson is one of the few labour MPs I have any respect for. Unfortunately for 3 years I have lived in Clarke's, not Gibson's constituency.
There is inbreeding in Norfolk, or at least there was. There is a genetic link. However the rates of social deprivation could also account for it.

Anyway, what would the pointy headed fcuks at N&N hospital know? They lost my x-rays, they are therefore useless as tits on fish.

Anywhere rural has a history of inbreeding, why the fcuk aren't people allowed to say at least a bit of what they think anymore?
 
#9
Shock horror! Labour MP tells truth, somebody call the cops!
 
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Biscuits_AB said:
Mind you, it's worse over the border in Suffolk. Everybody there is his own Grandad.
While strolling back from duty supper at an unnamed crab base in Suffolk a SNCO pointed to the serco compound, specifically a small brick shed and said, "that used to be the fire pickets hut where i was concieved". Apparently not only being that local, his only service outside east anglia had been recruit and trade training in Lincolnshire. :D
 
#12
How do you castrate a Norwich taxi driver?

Kick his sister in the chin.
 
#13
Fathers Day is the most confusing day of the year in Norfolk
 
#14
rockhoppercrab said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Mind you, it's worse over the border in Suffolk. Everybody there is his own Grandad.
While strolling back from duty supper at an unnamed crab base in Suffolk a SNCO pointed to the serco compound, specifically a small brick shed and said, "that used to be the fire pickets hut where i was concieved". Apparently not only being that local, his only service outside east anglia had been recruit and trade training in Lincolnshire. :D
And Lincs is even worse! If it wasn't for the Crabs at Sleaford Tech, Waddo and Coningsby (and other, now departed, stations) the place would be populated entirely with Hobbits. If often wondered if decisions regarding the location of RAF stations was part of a government project to expand the gene pool of certain, needy areas.

It would certainly explain places like Brawdy (building an airfied at a place where fog can roll in at 35kts), Valley (where the sheep die of boredom on the weekend) Lossie and Kinloss.

Where was he in Lincs, Swinderby and? Part of it does count as East Anglia by some measures.

P.S. Have you noticed how small their thumbs are?
 
#15
I believe Bushmills in NI has the worst percentage rates for Incest in the UK and Europe. They don't half make a good whiskey though.

Although having said that I beleive they import the distilling talent from outside the village.

And the only gay in said village is called Dave....apparently!
 
#17
Sorry for the delay Crabtastic, IIRC it was Newton but eeeee wernt no copper. Imagine his state of shock when we did a land away at Macrihanihushhush. Totally agree with you about the strategic positioning of military bases to dilute the local gene pools, although mine wouldn't have worked too well around Campbeltown.
 
#18
I'm not sure the MP is saying anything new. There has long been the myth that "NFN" (abbreviation for "Normal For Norfolk") has been written by doctors in the medical notes of funny looking kids, people who are a little slow or "not the full ticket" ..... and things of that nature.
 
#19
Agree bovvyblonde. When I was serving east of Kings Lynn we used to to village pubs & see incest familes of bro/sis and their monster giant child. Mum & Dad were in their 50's with a big 30yr old lad with a funny chin & bulgy eyes. I used to date a medic at the Norwich & Norfolk Hospital and she told me that incest & inbreeding gave East Anglia over double the UK rate of congenital heart & eye defomaties. Nor surprisingly a few laters when serving in Saudi I had the same discussion with a US Consultant at an unlawful drinky poos and he told me the same about Saudi Bedouins and bonk each other & their first cousins. Thats why Saudi has the King Khalid Eye & Heart Hospital as they too have similar problems to East Anglian Swampies / Rednecks. Maybe thats why the Royal Anglians are such a strange breed.
 
#20
After a few pints at the Red Lion in Thetford a few more at the Smokers Hole, Finishing with a bop at Buckingham Toffs Hall or the Madhouse Disco he's right, strange people!!!! :?
 

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