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They're all the same.

The plane's Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence, that they're not getting along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replies: "Oaaah, you no like Chinese? why?".. "You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese.".. "Nooo, nooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.".. "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, you're all the same." Another thirty minutes of silence. Then the First Officer says: "I not like Jews.".. "Why not? why don't you like Jews?".. "Jews sink Titanic." "The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.".. "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg, no mattah ... alla same."

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