They must be getting desparate.....

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stabradop

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#1
How dumb do they think. or know that I am? Got this email


Benin Rep. Diplomatic Delivery Service,
26 International Airport Road
Cotonou,
Benin.
diplomaticdeliveryservice@w.cn
+22999543713

COMPANY REGISTRATION NO :EG58945
CODE NUMBER: 0140479


Hello,

This diplomatic delivery company has a consignment to be delivered to you, this consignment is a box containing $12.2 million U.S. Dollars.

You might be wondering the source of this money, the money is a contract released fund from the Economic Community Of West African States (ECOWAS), get back to us for more details on delivery will be communicated to you after you must have reconfirmed your delivery address for security purposes.

Furthermore, you are required to reconfirm the following information below,

NAME:
SEX:
AGE:
ADDRESS:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
NAME OF YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT:
COUNTRY:

Further details concerning delivery will be given upon reconfirmation of address.




Regards,

Mr. Ibe Aguma
Head Diplomat,
Benin Rep. Diplomatic Delivery Service,
Cotonou,
Benin Republic.
 
#5
I have a new daughter,

Dear Daddy,

I prefer to call you Daddy because I am very much convince that you will surely play a fatherly role in my life just as you have love for me to call me your child and I must confess to you that I am very much proud to have you as a father.

Dad I really thank you so much for your kind concern over my condition here and I also happy to hear from you that you are doing a good work of God after your retirement and I pray that our Almighty God will protect you and your entire family and may the peace and love of God always remain in your entire family in the Mighty name of Jesus.

Dad what I want from you now is for you to send to me the requested information’s just as I told you in my previous message such as your full name which you have send, your telephone number and your place and date of birth.

When I receive the information’s I will go to the bank where my late father made the deposit for submission so that the bank will start the transfer arrangement immediately.

I will want you to send to me the information’s before Monday morning to enable me go to the bank by Monday for the submission.

Please always put me in your daily prayers.

May the Grace and Love of our Almighty God be with you in Jesus name?

Wishing you a very nice weekend.

Your Daughter Nana
 
#6
Nana??????? thats what I used to call my gran? Not much imagination in that e mail?? they could learn a lot from the Nigerians!
 

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LE
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#7
I think they are barking up the wrong tree with these emails. Rather than sending 'thank you for your caring thoughts Dad/Nana' and all this praise god crap, if they sent loads of links to free porn they would have shit loads more mugs paying up. Free grot with the 'promise' of more always works a charm...
 
#8
She wants me to reply before Monday, pity my email autoresponder just flicked out that I'm away until Tuesday, I'll try for a picture next.
 
#10
I have a new daughter,

Dear Daddy,

I prefer to call you Daddy because I am very much convince that you will surely play a fatherly role in my life just as you have love for me to call me your child and I must confess to you that I am very much proud to have you as a father.

Dad I really thank you so much for your kind concern over my condition here and I also happy to hear from you that you are doing a good work of God after your retirement and I pray that our Almighty God will protect you and your entire family and may the peace and love of God always remain in your entire family in the Mighty name of Jesus.

Dad what I want from you now is for you to send to me the requested information’s just as I told you in my previous message such as your full name which you have send, your telephone number and your place and date of birth.

When I receive the information’s I will go to the bank where my late father made the deposit for submission so that the bank will start the transfer arrangement immediately.

I will want you to send to me the information’s before Monday morning to enable me go to the bank by Monday for the submission.

Please always put me in your daily prayers.

May the Grace and Love of our Almighty God be with you in Jesus name?

Wishing you a very nice weekend.

Your Daughter Nana
Crikey, this is very good for 'lad speak'; the English and grammar is pretty good and it's not all typed in capitals. But it's still very much 'on script', so you've not gone to far with this one; the idea is to get them off script as soon as possible; and when you do, you'll probably find the good English and grammar goes out of the window and the caps lock will appear to be stuck.
 
#13
I had something similar not so long ago, you have to admire them for their persistence, if not their originality.
 
#15
Reading between the lines it becomes clear that these folk aren't as daft as may seem. They certainly know that Jesus freaks are a few tokens short of a daytrip to Alton Towers. I had a happy-clappy gf once and she was given....given..... 7 grand to help with financing her MA by some skypilot pals. Needless to say I channelled as much of that as I was able into the service of the Dark One !!!!!!!
 
#17
Dear Friend

My name is Barr perkins George personal attorney to Alexander McQueen - Designer Fashion Label who died on the 11th day of Feb. 2010.I have the documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he died made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million Great British Pounds (GBP £7,000.000.00) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL

Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good and his friend was a gay as well due to the fact that McQueen was a gay and claimed he realised his sexual orientation when he was six. He told his family when he was 18.

Lee Alexander McQueen, CBE (16 March 1969 ? 11 February 2010) was an English fashion designer known for his unconventional designs and shock tactics.[3] McQueen worked as the head designer at Givenchy for five years before founding the Alexander McQueen and McQ labels. McQueen's dramatic designs, worn by celebrities including Rihanna, Björk and Lady Gaga, met with critical acclaim and earned him the British Designer of the Year award four times.

Late Alexander McQueen died on the 11th day of February, 2010 at the age of 40 years, According to him this money was supposed to be used in transporting and getting the new store that was about to be opened in los angeles stocked with his recent designers

You can read more about him from the sites below

(1)Alexander McQueen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavour to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.

I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Yours in Service,

P.George & Co. Solicitors

Email: barrperkgeo197@gmail.com

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