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They know you are / were a squaddie when....

greyfergie

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Tell that to the two lads from a Royal Signals ski trip that were being charged with doing just that in a German club, with a lot of words like 'sex offenders register', 'dishonourable discharge' and 'civvie nick' being thrown around.

Apparently they didn't think a German barmaid would complain about two lads sucking each other off in a public bar...

Wot, was she a bit sensitive like or wot?
 
Wot, was she a bit sensitive like or wot?

Shes German, so probably thought it was perverted as there was no shit and piss involved.












Not that I've ever seen any porn being a good Christian boy
 
37 diggers!.... KFS
 
1053. when you read "you know you re a Squaddie" to try and stay awake on stag but it.........jus just.........makes you, Yawn, fucking go comatose....zzzzz
 
94. You know you are a sad ex-squaddie when you continue to propagate and nurture the more overt idiosyncrasies of military life in a desperate bid to signal to all those around you of your previous career, as your current career is a. Boring b. Shit or c. A step down from Storeman. Alternatively, you could quietly get on with your new career, utilising the wide range of skills you have accrued to cruise through civvy street. ...and not bore the tits off your new work mates.


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94. You know you are a sad ex-squaddie when you continue to propagate and nurture the more overt idiosyncrasies of military life in a desperate bid to signal to all those around you of your previous career, as your current career is a. Boring b. Shit or c. A step down from Storeman. Alternatively, you could quietly get on with your new career, utilising the wide range of skills you have accrued to cruise through civvy street. ...and not bore the tits off your new work mates.


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Fucking hell fella, who's shat on your strawberries?!
 

Mattb

LE
36. You point out all the mistakes in a war/ action film – and they are referred to as ‘training videos’
That's not what 'training video' means, unless you have some very unusual fetishes/wanking habits.
 
''You know you are a sad ex-squaddie when you continue to propagate and nurture the more overt idiosyncrasies of military life in a desperate bid to signal to all those around you of your previous career, as your current career is a. Boring'' , yep that's about it.
 

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