I am trying my best not to shed a tear of pride as I read my son's primary school essay entitled, "What I want to be When I Grow Up". Little Timmy is a little chip off the old block. Man, they grow up so fast. One minute they are screaming little shit machines, the next they are little men with minds of their own. Next year I plan on taking him out to bash his first gay. I am so proud. Anyway, I scanned in his essay for you all to enjoy.