They are coming to take me away, Ha Ha!

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  1. Mental hospital mentality

    Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

    One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep
    end. He sunk to the bottom stayed there.

    Mary promptly jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

    When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his
    bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Mary replied "He didn't hang himself: I put him there to dry."