TheSound of One Hand Clapping

Rockets, I'm deeply offended that you would use a time honoured Japanese zen koan to illustrate you point in this thread.

For those that want to know "what is the sound of one hand clapping" or "if a tree falls in a forest, with no one around, does it make a sound?".

The answer is easy.

It's the same sound made when, you lift your left arrse cheek and "PAARP" while watching the telly after a pepperoni pizza.

I apologise to my Japanese friends for letting the secret out....

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