TheSound of One Hand Clapping

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Rocketeer, Jun 25, 2009.

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  1. These guys will have to hop to it now, if they want to find rehabilitation for their crimes.. wonder if anyone will give them a hand...?

    sorry.. NAAFI influence overflow.

    Punishment fits the crime?.. And western liberals wonder why Sharia law shouldn't be allowed in Euro democracies ?to make Muslims feel at home...


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8118306.stm
     
  2. Rockets, I'm deeply offended that you would use a time honoured Japanese zen koan to illustrate you point in this thread.

    For those that want to know "what is the sound of one hand clapping" or "if a tree falls in a forest, with no one around, does it make a sound?".

    The answer is easy.

    It's the same sound made when, you lift your left arrse cheek and "PAARP" while watching the telly after a pepperoni pizza.

    I apologise to my Japanese friends for letting the secret out....
     
  3. What is the Sharia punishment for piracy, or extortion?
     
  4. One budgie or parakeet. Whichever is most fluent.
     
  5. Lol

    Perhaps chopping one leg off

    :D