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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, Mar 24, 2009.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    have a butchers at this!

    laugh? just a bit!

    I reckon Old max clifford has missed a fcuking opportunity there.

    So whos up for it? or better yet designate your ideal candidate, can't be Jade unless we go dig her up. Which is fine I've got an entrenching tool in the shed.
     
  2. Great. I'll have the ex hubby made into a pint glass...then i can honestly say i have had a drink out of him for the first time ever :D
     
  3. I'd have a pint glass with the wife's ashes in the base (When she goes obvioulsy, just in case this site is being monitored by the fuzz and my wife has a suspicious 'accident' tomorrow) so everytime I take my last swig, there she is, the last thing I see as the Weizen slides slowly down.

    Bliss!

    Edited to say Bossyboots beat me to it!
     
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Looks like a broken cervix . . . .

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Alternatively, i'll have him made into a p!sspot in order to sh!t on his head :D
     
  6. Biped wrote

    As modelled by Goody :lol:
     
  7. Can we have a glass spittoon made.... With Gordon Browns ashes in it?

    Delivery next week? That'll do nicely!
     
  8. Or a slighty mutated DNA string.

    I'll get my coat . . . . .
     
  9. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    The paper weight is a crack up! You surely wouldn't do that to one of your nearest and dearest? couldn't imagine having grandparents ashes around, it would feel like they were watching over my shoulder and they certainly wouldnt approve of some of the stuff I do :)
     
  10. BEst not have them made into a glass dildo then.
     
  11. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

  12. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    I open the floor to Nignoy. He has a cracking story if it is true :D
     
  13. Biscuits you are a scary and diverse man!
     
  14. Are you having your period?!
     
  15. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    DS is your doris shagging your best mate or something? :oops: