Theres Only One Bar......Boooooo!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jack-daniels, Dec 23, 2007.

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  1. In the Traf tonight and I ended up behind the bar serving as the landlady was eating her Johnny Gurkhas so I started spouting the old 'there's only one bar...boooo but it's a mile long.....hooray' sketch. The landlady surprisingly had never heard it before so I went into the full sketch of all the lines I knew, I know theres more so please fill in the gaps. The lines I knew were:

    (Imagine audience participation)

    There's only one bar....boooo
    But it's a mile long....hooray

    There's only one barmaid.....booo
    But she's a stripper....hooray

    There's only one way in....booo
    But there's no way out....hooray

    They don't sell beer....booo
    They give it away....hooray

    They don't serve pints....booo
    They serve buckets....hooray

    Now I leave it to you lot to make up new ones and add the old ones!
  2. There's only two whores....boooo
    To every man....hooray

    Theye'vo no glasses....boooo
    Only buckets....hooray
  3. What tune does it go by? It's wank by the way.
  4. Whatever tune you want it to go by. Eh, it's the best I can come up with under the influence of Stella.