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Theres Only One Bar......Boooooo!

#1
In the Traf tonight and I ended up behind the bar serving as the landlady was eating her Johnny Gurkhas so I started spouting the old 'there's only one bar...boooo but it's a mile long.....hooray' sketch. The landlady surprisingly had never heard it before so I went into the full sketch of all the lines I knew, I know theres more so please fill in the gaps. The lines I knew were:

(Imagine audience participation)

There's only one bar....boooo
But it's a mile long....hooray

There's only one barmaid.....booo
But she's a stripper....hooray

There's only one way in....booo
But there's no way out....hooray

They don't sell beer....booo
They give it away....hooray

They don't serve pints....booo
They serve buckets....hooray

Now I leave it to you lot to make up new ones and add the old ones!
 
#3
jack-daniels said:
In the Traf tonight and I ended up behind the bar serving as the landlady was eating her Johnny Gurkhas so I started spouting the old 'there's only one bar...boooo but it's a mile long.....hooray' sketch. The landlady surprisingly had never heard it before so I went into the full sketch of all the lines I knew, I know theres more so please fill in the gaps. The lines I knew were:

(Imagine audience participation)

There's only one bar....boooo
But it's a mile long....hooray

There's only one barmaid.....booo
But she's a stripper....hooray

There's only one way in....booo
But there's no way out....hooray

They don't sell beer....booo
They give it away....hooray

They don't serve pints....booo
They serve buckets....hooray

Now I leave it to you lot to make up new ones and add the old ones!
What tune does it go by? It's wank by the way.
 
#4
The_Snail said:
jack-daniels said:
In the Traf tonight and I ended up behind the bar serving as the landlady was eating her Johnny Gurkhas so I started spouting the old 'there's only one bar...boooo but it's a mile long.....hooray' sketch. The landlady surprisingly had never heard it before so I went into the full sketch of all the lines I knew, I know theres more so please fill in the gaps. The lines I knew were:

(Imagine audience participation)

There's only one bar....boooo
But it's a mile long....hooray

There's only one barmaid.....booo
But she's a stripper....hooray

There's only one way in....booo
But there's no way out....hooray

They don't sell beer....booo
They give it away....hooray

They don't serve pints....booo
They serve buckets....hooray

Now I leave it to you lot to make up new ones and add the old ones!
What tune does it go by? It's wank by the way.
Whatever tune you want it to go by. Eh, it's the best I can come up with under the influence of Stella.
 

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