At that age, he wont miss his "down there" bits. Latest news from his doctor is that he'll be completely normal again once his meat and two veg migrate back down from his abdomen and back to where they should be.
We did a mass lemming tombstone from the dor ,many years ago on completion of a gunnery course at lulworth, if i remember correctly there were 14 of us, well tanked up, we then retired to the "shush" embibed a few more ziders, piled into and onto one of the guys clapped out mini and tried to get it to go all the way up that fck*ing hill back to camp ,about half way it gave up the ghost,so we pushed, watched by the local plod who were quite used to the "nutters" from the gnry school. Happy Days.
I'm just worried my wife will issue a "no more extreme sports you old Cuddles bastard" ordinance after reading her Daily Hate. I had just about got her to agree that a veterans rodeo might be ok and bull riding doesn't look too dangerous. Not when it is being done by the 23 year old professionals on the multi-million dollar pro-circuit it doesn't...48 year olds held together with black nasty and Ibuleve ought to know better.