Theres cute, and theres taking the p*ss

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PartTimePongo, Dec 5, 2005.

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  1. Yep, definitely a big "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" from this callsign! :oops: :lol:
     
  2. That video is frightening. Mind you, it might be better for PMS than Chocolate :D
     
  3. Imagine the fun and games to be had with them little fuckers ...

    straight in a wood chipper .... ??

    Bacon slicer ??

    Trebuchet into an industrial meat grinder ??

    Force feed them PCP and watch them fight each other to the death ??

    use them as amusing novelty furry "track pads" for your AFV??

    some amusing covers for your golf clubs..??

    saw its skull in half ... scoop out innards .. novelty ice bucket ??

    scoop brains out ... fill head cavity with ball bearings ... black and white maracas ???

    Come on lads and lasses .. lets have 101 uses for a dead/mutilated baby panda family !!!! :D
     
  4. sf, stick to your Mong Adventure Park and leave these little cuties alone!
     
  5. Their mummies and daddies can handle Shortfuse. Have you seen the size of their claws, ffs?
     
  6. Lunch anyone - could fit one in a jumbo bap!!
     
  7. Is it wrong that I got a full on boner when I saw those cubs?
     
  8. "Awwwwwwwwwww"

    Yes, I crumbled! Can I have one for Christmas???

    SF if you even DARE throw one of them in a wood chipper, your balls will shortly follow it! :twisted:
     
  9. well ..... there's 11 left ... take your pick ..... oh no .... make that 10


    BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz.....................plop.
     
  10. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. wantonewantonewwantonewantonewantonewantonewantone.

    <... is nearly in tears cos they're soooooooooooooooo fluffy>

    Mind you they could, even at this age, rip my throat out.
     

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  11. Awwwwwwwww PTP they are lovely. I would look after all of them.

    SF you know you wouldnt have it in you to hurt one. Bet you cant stop yourself from feeling all squishy inside :lol:
     
  12. get another one shrew and i'll play "conkers" with you :D
     
  13. Have a look at the other "animal loving " story on that page.