There's been a murder!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Feb 22, 2012.

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  1. Let's imagine someone kills his wife.
    He calls plod to confess.They arrive and take him away.100% clear up record.
    What happens next? Not so much about him,but her and the house.The dog and the two cats.What happens about selling the house or dealing with the credit card bills and the utility companies?
    Are the relatives supposed to deal with it or does plod have a "Dealing with the aftermath of a murder unit"?
  2. are you planning something?
  3. No just curious as to what happens.Not many places I can ask a question like this.
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    If he's next of kin then a power of attorney might do it. if he won't sign I think a judge can order a power of attourney. you'll have to ask one of those lawyery bastdards that though.
  5. This a tricky one that RMP would not like to be involved in, "no one to stitch up here, move along"( tongue in cheek from other thread.
  6. The dog gets life tenancy of the house and custody of the two cats.
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  7. You have just described my retirement plan vvvaaannnmmmaaannn, and highlighted an issue I hadn't considered, so thankyou. I think I'll get a PoA drawn up first, or maybe sell the house and go and spunk the money before handing myself in.
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  8. Her relatives would sort it out I assume. There's companies around who'll clean up the scene once the body snatchers have removed the remains. Are you planning a grisly shotgun murder or a run of the mill strangulation?
  9. Any self respecting bloke in that situation would burn the house to the ground anyway.

    Come on, get with it.
  10. Before her bloated corpse hits the deck, squatters will be coming through the downstairs toilet window you left open after a banging shit.
  11. It depends. Tenancies only pass down once in the council.

    I suggest going out in a blaze of glory. How many would bite the dust if a trained sniper went postal. Whenever i hear about a ryan or bird i am dismayed. That norwiegian did the job list is growing by the day