There's a New Star In Heaven Tonight.........



Good thing we don't have badgers here. Especially if their diet consists of dwarf porn stars.

Suicide? By badger? What a way to go!
Serious contender for HEadline of the Year, surely?

Top quote as well:

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream."

So aspirational...

I thought the thread was surely a reference to the supernova which can currently be seen in the night sky close to the constellation ursa major.

But no - wait, it's a lookalike dwarf porn thread and it has to be the most bizarre thing I've read in ages. Certainly brightened my day - well done all concerned!



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