There's A Moral Here

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by TA4156, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An old C-130 Hercules was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 fighter flashed by.
    The jet jockey decided to show off.

    The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
    The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'

    The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
    Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
    The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun.'

    When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing !!!

    When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing !!!

    Us older folks understand this one.