"There were no parades for me when i came home....."

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Draft Dodger, Mar 2, 2012.

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  1. Does anyone actually enjoy the **** about of a Parade?
  2. I'd like to know when BAOR will get its homecoming parade. It wasn't easy suppressing the Hun and holding off Joe Stalin for sixty years you know.
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  3. Scrap them, issue everyone a NDM instead.
  4. Is that the normal duties medal;)
  5. i supose its not really such a big deal here as individual Bn's stage their own parades (over the last few years at least). do the yanks do this?
  6. Depends on who you are. If you are on parade it is a **** about, for others it is a great chance to bask in the glory of the efforts and sacrafices of others.
  7. Not Doing Much
  8. Speaking as an old and bold I viewed parades through town as a chance to cut about in rig and **** slack chicks.

    But what do I know, hell the bad guys even had to borrow AK47's to shoot at us to make us hip and up to date.
  9. Why have a parade when the lost the ******?
  10. because they got out sooner than they could've?

    any excuse for a piss up
  11. Given that the septic government is running a debt of circa $1.3T ,it's probably quite prudent.
  12. Because fat chicks aren't gonna **** themselves?
  13. Tis true, Basra was a cockup
  14. Aye, thanks to the yanks.