There is such a thing as a free meal !

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Ed Miliband, Jun 5, 2012.

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  1. For those interested (and eligible) a free meal on offer to serving forces & veterans.

    Free Meal Offer :)
     
  2. They did this last year too.
     
  3. Thanks for that. I somtimes drink in The Goose.
     
  4. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    10 miles to my nearest, If I happen to be nearby free nosebag it is!
     
  5. Just a word of advice to any young soldiers who may be contemplating taking up the offer:

    If they ask for proof of age when you order your beer, it's no good flashing your MOD 90...

    ...snigger.
     
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  6. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Just flash your prosthetic leg!
     
  7. Took the whole family last year - feasted like kings for next to nowt.
     
  8. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    So apply for the voucher or just rock up?

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  9. The instructions say that you need a voucher.
     
  10. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Cunning marketing ploy, luckily I have a few spare e mail accounts for this sort of thing!

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  11. Get the keys.
     
  12. The nearest one to me is in Cleveland or Newcastle. Over 30 miles away.

    I thought there was one near the Morrisons in Darlo.
     
  13. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    It doesn't say in the title but its the middle voucher!

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  14. A mate told me how to get a free Chinese or Indian meal. You go to the restuarant of your choice, and order what you want. When they bring the bill, you tell them you've left your wallet at home, and do they mind you going to get it. If they are ok with this, it's up to you whether or not you come back and pay them. If they get stroppy and threaten to call the police, you call their bluff and say "Good idea. Maybe the police would like a look at who you've got working in your kitchen."

    Given there is a lot of illegal labour working and even living on Asian restuarant premises, they may just settle for banning you for life. If they really are legit, and are prepared to let the coppers snoop around, you can then "find" your wallet which has "slipped" down the lining of your jacket.

    I don't have the brass neck to do this, but some of you lot may.
     
  15. Why would you want to be a classless ponce and cheap cnut though?