There are too many avenues

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Airborne_Aircrew, Sep 23, 2008.

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  1. for me to explore alone in this line from a tragic story in the Philippines. So I put it up for Arrsers to play with.

    Hercules goes down in Davao Gulf; 9 missing - INQUIRER.net, Philippine News for Filipinos

    The specific portion of the story I reference is:-
    I simply have no idea where to start... :D
     
  2. You lot are kidding... 143 views and no-one here can come up with anything???? :roll:
     
  3. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Bermuda Triangle moved?
     
  4. I'm too old for milfs, now gilfs are a different kettle of fishy smelling things.
     
  5. So it was supposed to go down on the MILF, but it came (down) prematurely. I wonder if any of the crew ejaculated.
     
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    The lucky bastards.

    The last time I buzzed into the Philippines I was stuck next to some demented old bat from NZ. Who had swollen feet and pictures of her Grandchildren. She smelled of piss and had moles.

    I longed for the pilot to hook a left and put it into a mountain.

    But no. And just when I thought it could not get any worse, they announced the in-flight movie.

    Pirates of the Carribean.

    Pirates of the fucking Carribean. Its not easy being me, you know?
     
  7. They don't have ejaculator seats on Hercy birds.
     
  8. Funny... You pongoes really are thick...

    C'mon... a terrorist organization called "The MILFs"...

    Fcuk me... you cunts come off as so fucking smart if someone says "RAF Regiment" but when you are given the opportunity to think independently you mill around like a crew of window lickers at a fucking petting zoo... :roll:
     
  9. How about RIP: I do not recall the PAF being an agressor against UK Forces
    and they seem to be contributing to the fight against Islamic Terrorism with whom are part of the global terrorist network.

    This story is not for the NAAFI Bar.

    hh
     
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    They dont have a footwear advisor. I mean, have a fucing look?

    [​IMG]
     
  11. If you're so independently smart, why the unnecessary "e" in "pongoes"?

    And why not pick on the MILF? I would have thought that you'd welcome the breathing space.
     
  12. Brilliant... The fucking spelling monkey is here... Caaaant!!!!
     
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    And hot on his heels is the Fucking Adequate Shoes Monkey. Hi.

    Seriously. What the fuck is this all about? Sixth Form Meets The Crabs? Did you score? Did you tip them out? Are they Stealth Timberlands?

    [​IMG]
     
  14. A job in politics awaits.
     
  15. Probably a bunch of air cadets and the pilot of the pointy thing is probably a kiddie fiddler looking for a score...