There are NO gays in the village.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Arte_et_Marte, May 17, 2010.

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  1. Just wanted to clear that up.

    Thanks. :p
  2. Glad to hear it.
  3. though it's statistically unlikely. Sure someone isn't hiding something..?
  4. Jarrod and Wedge would probably say differently
  5. There was one bloke but he has, er, gone now.

    So yep. I am more than sure.

    Mods can you lock this now?


    Thanks. :lol:
  6. Keeping him in the basement so you can have bum love whenever you want?
  7. Managed to escape then did we petal. I thought I was treating you really well, all the food and drink that you could possibly want, keeping you fit for all that man love you were crying out for.

    You'll be back soon, begging for more you naughty naughty boy. I know that your hoop isn't the rose bud it used to be, but you said you adored the new shape of it. You used to say that you loved me, well, more like moan it really, when did it all go pear shaped, like your bumhole?

    Just stop fighting it, you know you love it up you and you're probably having a wank as you read this.
  8. Did you get his new address so you can visit when your wife is away?
  9. Is this an update on your The only gay in the village thread?

  10. Soldier_Girl doing a wah. :)
  11. Ah the dry bumming of ould Oirland, famous all together!
  12. Arte has left his wife with him and Adam having eloped :p
  13. And badly too. I must practice more.
  14. Aggghhhh. (add. swinging gently by the neck in a cool Irish breeze smiley)
  15. You seem disappointed Arte? Anything you want to confess to the kind hearted philanthropic agony aunts that make up this forum?