There are NO gays in the village.

though it's statistically unlikely. Sure someone isn't hiding something..?
Arte_et_Marte said:
There was one bloke but he has, er, gone now.

So yep. I am more than sure.

Mods can you lock this now?


Thanks. :lol:
Keeping him in the basement so you can have bum love whenever you want?
Managed to escape then did we petal. I thought I was treating you really well, all the food and drink that you could possibly want, keeping you fit for all that man love you were crying out for.

You'll be back soon, begging for more you naughty naughty boy. I know that your hoop isn't the rose bud it used to be, but you said you adored the new shape of it. You used to say that you loved me, well, more like moan it really, when did it all go pear shaped, like your bumhole?

Just stop fighting it, you know you love it up you and you're probably having a wank as you read this.
Arte_et_Marte said:
There was one bloke but he has, er, gone now.
Did you get his new address so you can visit when your wife is away?
Ah the dry bumming of ould Oirland, famous all together!
Arte_et_Marte said:
Just wanted to clear that up.

Thanks. :p
You seem disappointed Arte? Anything you want to confess to the kind hearted philanthropic agony aunts that make up this forum?
Arte_et_Marte said:
Aggghhhh. (add. swinging gently by the neck in a cool Irish breeze smiley)

I think I've sussed it. This is really your way of coming out of the closet. You think that if you can put up with the piss taking here, you can handle anything.

If that's not the case, you must be a fucking masochist. 8O Of course, you could be a gay masochist. :lol:
Benzoate said:
Hold on...Did you murder him ?
By vigourously dry bumming him?

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