Theoretical question

SA80 are so last season, all the cool kids at armed with gold plated Mach-10's and diamond encrusted combat knives.
£500, more if you have ammo and mags. I sold one a couple of months ago, it was an A1, the guy brought it back complaining of stoppages............The cheeky begger!
20p and a packet of Chewitts. Theoretically speaking.
I'll raise it to five bob, two comics and a dead sparrow.
£72.90 inc VAT.

Mind you Uzi's cost £1k on the streets 7 years ago. Bit of a waste of money if you ask me, you could be like Madona and buy some African children and train them as your very own killer ninja warriors. Unlike gats you will not get a ten stretch if plod finds you packing an orphan under your trench coat.
Gyran_Tol said:
LordVonHarley said:
Unlike gats you will not get a ten stretch if plod finds you packing an orphan under your trench coat.
All depends if you are wearing clothes under your trench coat or not....
The verdict was unproven and the orphan was 19 years old at the time!
Chimpy. said:
Yeah, you're right, SA80 are so not street. Sawn off shotguns and pistols are where the money is.
Shotguns are to bulky and every kid on the block has a pistol. Chimpy, you want to stand out in the sink estate. I sugest a pet lion or cheeter, one with big feck off claws. Failing that a mong on a rope would do the trick, just teach it to windmill on command.
Chimpy - I cant belive you have not come clean with your real identity yet.

How much longer?
C'mon Chimpy.... Your Des Browne ain't ya?
Actually that is an interesting point. What's to stop someone, making about ten trips to america and each time bring back a piece of a single gun?

Anyway, shotguns are indeed bulky and more of a country bumpkin weapon, pistols are also cliched I agree.

AK47 is what the real Thugz r packin these days.
Oh and lol @ the mong on a rope suggestion. How ridiculous. Mongs on ropes are less concealable than shotguns. Atleast you saw the barrel of your shotgun. Start sawing bits off your mong and it wont work properly.

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