Theme Park

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by rebel_with_a_cause, Nov 10, 2012.

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  1. Just been to the worst theme park in the world!

    Whatever you do don't go to Oak Furniture Land its rubbish!
     
  2. Not if you want a new dining table it's not
     
  3. I went to Ikea. Just once. That was fucking scary I can tell you!
     
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  4. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah, but you can get free pencils and tape measures.

    Regards "Jock" ND.

    And Bookies do decent pens as well...

    (sad fecker that I am)
     
  5. You think that's disappointing? You've obviously never been to Beaver Water World.

    Two clinically depressed beavers and a geriatric alligator.

    (And before you ask, not a hint of any other sort of beaver either).
     
  6. The thing is about Ikea is if you don't leave a trail of bread crumbs or take Ray Mears with you, you will never get out of there.

    Bear grylls will have you eat your way out.