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THEM in the Big Brother House

#1
According to the Currant Bun, the Hereford boys (ok, McNab and mates) are going into the BB house to snatch the housemates, give them a taste of being cuffed and hooded and whisked off to listen to White Noise FM for the day! Apparently McNab has promised to go easy on them... well Channel 4 are hardly going to let some pretty young fame-hungry girlie be stripped, hosed down and stuck in the corner off a room in a stress position for umpteen hours (but just imagine if they could!!). :twisted:
 
#2
pompey said:
According to the Currant Bun, the Hereford boys (ok, McNab and mates) are going into the BB house to snatch the housemates, give them a taste of being cuffed and hooded and whisked off to listen to White Noise FM for the day! Apparently McNab has promised to go easy on them... well Channel 4 are hardly going to let some pretty young fame-hungry girlie be stripped, hosed down and stuck in the corner off a room in a stress position for umpteen hours (but just imagine if they could!!). :twisted:
i will be watching this and watching for any mistakes they make.
shame they will not be armed.
 
#9
Will end with contestants getting a large compensation pay out for 'Post Traumatic Stress Disorder' :roll:

Is there nobody McNab won't brass himself out to? :evil:
 
#11
Weegie_Ninja said:
Will end with contestants getting a large compensation pay out for 'Post Traumatic Stress Disorder' :roll:

Is there nobody McNab won't brass himself out to? :evil:
I tried to hire him for my nephews BD party, some people have bouncy castles, or clowns, I wanted him to do a 24 hour interrogation, I thought it would be cool....but **** that, 5 grand!, no, I just tied the little fecker up myself and had tohe local peadophile work him over, far cheaper.
 
#13
petergriffen said:
Weegie_Ninja said:
Will end with contestants getting a large compensation pay out for 'Post Traumatic Stress Disorder' :roll:

Is there nobody McNab won't brass himself out to? :evil:
I tried to hire him for my nephews BD party, some people have bouncy castles, or clowns, I wanted him to do a 24 hour interrogation, I thought it would be cool....but * that, 5 grand!, no, I just tied the little fecker up myself and had tohe local peadophile work him over, far cheaper.
:D :D More professional too, at least the nonse won't write a book about it :wink:
 
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Mrs Puttees asked what a "stress position" is. And I demonstrated.

I'm starting to suspect that she has a hidden history.
 

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