Them in chavtastic action

May I apologise in advance for the following link from a red top but when it was pointed out to me, I must confess to a degree of grinnage.
A quick search did not reveal this posted elsewhere.

TEENAGE thieves targeting vans parked on a council estate forced open the doors of one - and were confronted by four SAS men on a stakeout.
Two of the Who Dares Wins heroes stayed put while the other two chased the panic-stricken tearaways and gave them "a bit of a slap".

The SAS surveillanced(sic) team was on a night-time counter-terrorism training exercise in Manchester.
Pity they didn't manage a little more than a bit of a slap, still, never look a gift horse etc.

A source said: "The lads each had a machine gun and a side pistol with live ammunition to make it realistic. They saw these scrotes coming for some time.

"They were trying their luck on every van in the estate, looking for tools they could pinch.

"One of the team was resting, one on standby, one log-keeping and monitoring the radio, and the fourth was watching the practice target through the scope of a sniper rifle.
Source: The Sun
Ahh 'Them' strike again...
Won't be surprised to see a follow up story sometime soon, featuring the aforementioned 'Them' up on charges for assault and hurt feelings.
Come now, its from The Sun. At least 150% of that story will be made up.

I mean surely a couple of young un's in Manchester are going to at least be carrying a pistol
A bit like something I heard that happened in Prague a while ago. After some sort of riot the police were taking their kit of (wiping blood of their kit I imagine) and having a smoke. Then, up comes some drunk who didn't want to walk home and saw a van with the keys still in it. So this guy climbs aboard and tries to drive off.
He didn't get very far!


thats fucking great that one.

couple of years ago over here a couple
of young cunts tried to rob a pub. problem
for the aforementioned young cunts were the
dozen or so hells angels at the bar.....

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