TheGimp............so its come to this

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:D my social life has recently gone down the sh+tter, everyones on leave and unable to introduce me to their nubile friends of friends

Heavy drinking, apathetic commitment phobe requires decent women to send pictures of my cock to when I become adled and lonley late at night :D

photos or GTFO

love an licks
 

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I love you long time, big boy.
 

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thegimp said:
:D my social life has recently gone down the sh+tter, everyones on leave and unable to introduce me to their nubile friends of friends

Heavy drinking, apathetic commitment phobe requires decent women to send pictures of my c*** to when I become adled and lonley late at night :D

photos or GTFO

love an licks
Didn't you once accuse me of being a pest, or somesuch?

How the shoe's on the other fucking foot now eh? :D
 
#4
thegimp said:
:D my social life has recently gone down the sh+tter, everyones on leave and unable to introduce me to their nubile friends of friends

Heavy drinking, apathetic commitment phobe requires decent women to send pictures of my c*** to when I become adled and lonley late at night :D

photos or GTFO

love an licks
I take it your not on Facebook then?
 
#10
Jezzicaz, welcome - and welcome you certainly are! There are one or two things you need to do as a newbie and one of them is to send me a couple of pics of yourself, erm, undraped. Oh and can you lend me twenty quid til the weekend?
 
#11
thegimp said:
any takers

Do you have a telephoto lens and beer goggles to put on the end of the lens
 
#12
thegimp said:
any takers

Do you have a telephoto lens and beer goggles to put on the end of the lens



just to make everything look nice and neat and tidy
 
#13
DiDi said:
thegimp said:
any takers

Do you have a telephoto lens and beer goggles to put on the end of the lens
He's still on a promise with me and Bigbird, so step away from the keyboard lady. :twisted:
 
#14
I was under the impression there was enough to go around and you had gone missing in action and what makes you think I am a lady
 
#15
:D you mother Feckers

I'm still........................after 3 years still in need of some decent action.

Gen dit I am plumbs
 
#16
gimp you know that some women need a lot of foreplay you shouldn't be so slow tho we get bored easily
 
#17
thegimp said:
:D you mother Feckers

I'm still........................after 13 years still in need of any action.

Gen dit I am plumbs---- at mean are you bagging if so make it so we can understand

edited because someone keeps moving the letters around on my keyboard

what I meant was what on earth does that mean are you BRAGGING

VODKA natures mong maker
 
#19
I'm game, you'd better still be in good nick though nothing worse than getting jazzed up for a night out to then have to sit through an awkward curry with a man who looks like he has dressed himself upside down in a swamp...
 
#20
pushing back and reach arounds aren't my style numbnuts.

filthy wenches only. You can take the phots
 
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