its come to this

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by thegimp, Jul 29, 2009.

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  1. :D my social life has recently gone down the sh+tter, everyones on leave and unable to introduce me to their nubile friends of friends

    Heavy drinking, apathetic commitment phobe requires decent women to send pictures of my cock to when I become adled and lonley late at night :D

    photos or GTFO

    love an licks
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I love you long time, big boy.

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  3. Didn't you once accuse me of being a pest, or somesuch?

    How the shoe's on the other fucking foot now eh? :D
  4. I take it your not on Facebook then?
  5. FFS you're a greedy bar-steward Gimp......... you have got a lovely truck!
  6. any takers
  7. aach g'wan then, i'll have a do on yer!!
  8. weren't you on a twos up promise with the slug
  9. Aye but i sat on her and now i can't find her :(
  10. Jezzicaz, welcome - and welcome you certainly are! There are one or two things you need to do as a newbie and one of them is to send me a couple of pics of yourself, erm, undraped. Oh and can you lend me twenty quid til the weekend?

  11. Do you have a telephoto lens and beer goggles to put on the end of the lens

  12. Do you have a telephoto lens and beer goggles to put on the end of the lens

    just to make everything look nice and neat and tidy
  13. He's still on a promise with me and Bigbird, so step away from the keyboard lady. :twisted:
  14. I was under the impression there was enough to go around and you had gone missing in action and what makes you think I am a lady
  15. :D you mother Feckers

    I'm still........................after 3 years still in need of some decent action.

    Gen dit I am plumbs