THEFT

#1
body.jpg

i have been issued a Body. It's on my 1157, so it must be true.

Who stole it, and what will be the repercussions?

Oh, and my size 9m running shoes also appear to have disappeared.
 
#4
Did they issue you with a Chest, womans, c/w breasts? Cos you've lost that ****** too by the looks of things
 
#7
Body, Water Canteen, Polythene, 2 Pint Capacity.
Basic Price £1.205

It's official then, not only are you a cheap date, you can't hold much drink.

Shiny
 
#9
Thought it was xylophone, musical avec pois, petit, two.
Looks a bit better. I left the two in though as I didn't want a total Ffrench flavour.
 
#10
Stop picking on me, or I'll stamp my size 9m desert boots all over you, and smash you with my entrenching tool.
 
#11
Stop picking on me, or I'll stamp my size 9m desert boots all over you, and smash you with my entrenching tool.
you'll not be able to lift them up, combined they weigh more than you.
 
#12
#14
Stop picking on me, or I'll stamp my size 9m desert boots all over you, and smash you with my entrenching tool.

NOW we're talking! I think I'm in lust.
 
#16
Habeus corpus?
 
#17
Does that say 'Oral' or '****' above 'Body'?
It's the arrse end of Operational. They'll be asking me for my aertex PT shirt back next.
 

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